"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
To Bill Brasky!
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".....To Bill Bratzky ---- I once saw him eat an entire cow.....with no utensils !!"
To Bill Brasky! He wears a live cobra for a condom!
Every night I crap the bed!
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
you already used that one.
Sh!tcakes! I was just discussing this with someone else, and that phrase came up.you already used that one.
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
He has a toenail on the end of his penis!
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films.
Bill Brasky once had sex with a cigarette machine.
Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him having sex with my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
bill brasky breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."
:huh:
To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a b!tch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!
They found $60 in change in his stomach!
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
Brasky told god how to make the earth in 3 days
Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart.
Hey are y'all talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky.
I totally just made a connection with Anchorman.....
Brasky killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
I always wondered where the damn trident came from.
Brasky killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
I always wondered where the damn trident came from.
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.