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  1. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Today I'm being more than a selfish prick. ME ME ME

    FTW!!!!
     
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  2. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    Wumpus makes avatars better

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    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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  6. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Very angry today. some As*hole on CL tried to offer me F'N Rims for my XBOX. I said what do I need rims for you f****ng a****le.

    He replied with "give me your address"

    I replied "you show up at my house and I will blow your body across the street with my street sweeper , and stomp on your head till your a pile of mush."

    VERY ANGRY TODAY. Understand?
     
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    greenchris Turbo Monkey

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  8. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    OH NO, He's going to report me to the COPS. OMFG!!!!!!

    My response.

    LOL. I'm really scared man. Really. I have no permits for any of the guns that I don't own. I don't have any permits for the automatic weapons that I don't own either.

    HONK HONK. Good day my friend. Shouldn't have been a ****ing *** and offer me 300 for 1000 dollars worth of equipment you CHEAP F**KING ASSHOLE. IF I SAW YOU FACE TO FACE, I'D DRIVE MY FIST 3/4 INTO YOUR F**KING SKULL AND STOMP ON YOU TILL YOU WERE A PILE OF MUSH.

    YOU DON'T NEED YOUR BODY ANYNHOW PAL. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.

    DONT F*CK WITH ME
     
  9. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Try the purple pill next time.
     
  10. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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  11. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I'm hurt Nick
     
  12. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    You must be a HOOT when you get a couple of PBR's into you.....
     
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    Nick My name is Nick

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    :D You'll be ok.
     
  14. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    jesus merriweather christ man, settle down.
     
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    Bruce Banner, is that you????
     
  16. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    DONT FVCKING F with me.

    YOu wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

    1 day at a time right? :bonk:

    16 hours nicotine free
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Mmmmmm.....sweeeeeeet nicotine... that cool beechwood aged satisfaction....Ahhhhhhhhh.....
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    jesus christ, Arkayne, can you find a bigger picture? :panic:
     
  19. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    I just laughed my ass off for 20 minutes. I ate 4 cloves of raw garlic this AM. It's just starting to ferment and the lovely gaseous oder is eminating the area of my cube farm. People are crying out with "WTF?" and since there are 5 in my area, the "whoodunnit" is unsolved at the moment.

    The reason for my laughing is because I'm listening to "surround sound bull****" from 3 directions, that is 3 co workers bull****ting customers.

    "Well the reason the database went down sire was that the fitzgibbons pin came loose. We replaced the aluminum one, which tends to be flimsy and replaced it with a titanium one and brought the system back online. we should be good from here on out and we'll monitor the situation for any future problems"

    CLICK
     
  20. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    it couldn't be worse than this thread.
     
  21. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    It's actually quite entertaining. I think this is worthy of starting a thread "do you lie for your work?"

    Any excuse whatsoever to put out a fire. My customers know I don't like to talk on the phone. Nipped that in the bud from the Get Go. NO FONES ASSHOLES, EMAILS WORK JUST FINE
     
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    xy9ine Turbo Monkey

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    i sense anger

     
  24. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    anger? Me? come on.

    Regarding nicotine. It's actually a complete fallacy that nicotine is addictive. Cells in the human body have a mechanism to immediately reject nicotine and therefore it can not enter the cell and therefore it is not addictive on a physical basis. Heroin is another story.

    I'll quit that once I quit cigarettes :bonk:
     
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    sam_little Monkey

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    Wha????:brow:
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    lol I just got pwnt for that. this should do it

     
  27. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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  28. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    This thread is:

     
  29. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    You are not a man!!!!!

    Suck it up princess.
     
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    there was an interesting story about that guy in regards to scientology that i read last week
     
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  34. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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    Then why can't I seem to quit?

    Just askin'
     
  35. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    this thread blows.

    and judging by his larger-than-normal "tone" of voice on the intarnet and an insatiable need for intimidation, i'm guessing Knuckleslammer is probably <6' and weighs <150lbs.

    am i close?
     
  38. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I was always guessing he was < 5'7" and > 225.

    :D
     
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    AlmostHeaven Turbo Monkey

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    well you could be correct.

    he might actually just be one bigass, pissed-off dude. it's hard to tell.
     
  40. Knuckleslammer

    Knuckleslammer took the red pill

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    Yeah the Mayo clinic. Sponsored by big pharma to brainwash millions.

    I'm 6'0 185 and 14% body fat and a master in Aikido. I'm not a gym rat, but I'm super fit. Despite the smoking, which is history thank God. I only really do 1 mile day treadmill, 100 pushups every other day and some tibetan hard core yoga exercizes daily called the 5 rites. Google it. I'm not as much into the Aikido as of lately. Got lazy after the baby was born.

    Here's the deal with smoking. If you've ever put on the nicotine patch or used any other NRT, you'll notice that you still want to smoke. You'll also notice, if your educated on the matter that the patch introduces far more nicotine over the period of a day and you would smoke in a whole week.

    It's purely a psychological addiction. Try this for starters. Sit down and consciously smoke a cigarette. Ask yourself if your really enjoying it. Then notice throughout the day that you notice yourself smoking unconsciously. Ask yourself what cigarettes are doing for you? This takes some deep thought and digging. Remember as well, the cigarette does not relieve the craving, it causes it.

     
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