[Pesqueeb]

Paging Bighitr.....

Amazon.com: Microwave for One (9781852250430): Sonia Allison: Books


The reviews, oh god the reviews!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Before the financial collapse I was doing pretty well as a trader at a now-defunct investment bank. Cut to 2011 and I'm unemployed, divorced, living in government subsidized housing, my kids won't see me, I've got a horrendous rash in my left armpit, and I'm missing three toes due to frostbite from a winter spent living in the trunk of a Chevy Cobalt. Until I read this book, my diet consisted of cold Chef Boyardee ravioli that I opened with my bare hands. Now, I nuke it for 30 seconds and it's slightly warm. There's a constant pain in my side. Jesus, I don't have health insurance.

I almost peed myself.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

 

[jonKranked]

today, on amazon:

Amazon.com: 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form: Industrial & Scientific

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Jon saves the thread.

 

[jonKranked]

doc, where'd you get uranium? not the libyans i hope

marty no! not those a**holes, they almost killed me last time. I got this in 2011, you can buy uranium on amazon!

Amazon.com: Uranium Ore: Industrial & Scientific

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I love the "also viewed items" list......

 

[jonKranked]

the horse head mask is pretty tempting. there's a chicken head mask too!

 

[jonKranked]

also, look at the comments on the fake ballz

 

[Wumpus]

http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=pd_sbs_indust_4

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[eaterofdog]

Oh damn I need that for secret santa!

Also FVCK AMAZON

 

[jonKranked]

we're all probably now on the gov't terrorist watch list

 

[insanitylevel9]

bighitrs banned....

 

[jonKranked]

bighitrs banned....

wait what?! when did this go down

 

[insanitylevel9]

wait what?! when did this go down

month give or take a week. mod care to chime in?

 

[CBJ]

bighitrs banned....

It's a festivus miracle

 

[jonKranked]

month give or take a week. mod care to chime in?

it's story time NOW dammit. i don't care if you're typing with nubbs.

 

[insanitylevel9]

it's story time NOW dammit. i don't care if you're typing with nubbs.

what? i had nothing to do with it, i ride with splat all the time and it came up at one point.

 

[jonKranked]

it doesn't matter who had what to do with it. if you know why, you are obligated to tell. or i'll get the garage door to finish the job.

 

[insanitylevel9]

it doesn't matter who had what to do with it. if you know why, you are obligated to tell. or i'll get the garage door to finish the job.

something like he went flipped out at the mods and they had enough and banned him. thats all i know mods will have to fill in the rest

 

[jonKranked]

i remember that he started a thread b*tching at the mods because people kept making fun of him for doing stupid stuff. bummer. he was an idiot, but he was entertaining.

 

[insanitylevel9]

i remember that he started a thread b*tching at the mods because people kept making fun of him for doing stupid stuff. bummer. he was an idiot, but he was entertaining.

he had already been banned once before so he will be back with a new user name sooner or later.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I had a butthurt photo saved away just for him too.

 

[skibunny24]

i remember that he started a thread b*tching at the mods because people kept making fun of him for doing stupid stuff. bummer. he was an idiot, but he was entertaining.

I thought this was the point of the thread? To reveal your stupidness and allow the RM to have its way with you? Poor Brghtr. Did no one show him the rules of the internet? Shame on us!

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

today, on amazon:

Amazon.com: 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form: Industrial & Scientific

First review: LOL

Not only a wonderful teaching model, but while trying to find the tumors, I discovered, it acts as a makeshift stress ball! When I am in line at the grocery store I just whip out this handy little bugger and squeeze away....the line around me just dissapears...what an effective little doo dad!

 

[JetTeach]

it doesn't matter who had what to do with it. if you know why, you are obligated to tell. or i'll get the garage door to finish the job.

Funniest isht I have read all day for some reason....

 

[mandown]

Jon saves the thread.

with a retweet

 

[jonKranked]

with a retweet

it was applicable in both places.

 

[kazlx]

Item #2 when searching 'stocking stuffers for women'

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323905689&sr=8-2