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narlus

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
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behind the viewfinder
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"



After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
1,844
0
dh girlie said:
why not...I'm bored...I love this picture...man the rain is coming down so freakin hard right now...

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now my day is complete.
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
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dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
llkoolkeg said:
Ahhhhhhhhgghhgghhhhggghhh! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR! NO MORE BEAR!
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I might just have to make Bear my avatar! :D
 
J

JMAC

Turbo Monkey
Feb 18, 2002
1,531
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Well to keep with the fart theme...my friend let the to worst farts out during a sqaush game today, than he did the same while I was driving home...
 
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