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narlus

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
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behind the viewfinder
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"



After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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dh girlie said:
why not...I'm bored...I love this picture...man the rain is coming down so freakin hard right now...

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now my day is complete.
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
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dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
llkoolkeg said:
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I might just have to make Bear my avatar! :D
 
J

JMAC

Turbo Monkey
Feb 18, 2002
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Well to keep with the fart theme...my friend let the to worst farts out during a sqaush game today, than he did the same while I was driving home...
 
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