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GRASSHOPPER
Jan 22, 2004
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i just thought this was a funny pic of cooter... he was dared to wash my bike in the front yard sunday in his animal print bikini undies! ha ha the neighbor came over and got this shot! ha ha
 

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GRASSHOPPER
Jan 22, 2004
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Tulsa, OK
Originally posted by golgiaparatus
Yeah, that photo is going to haunt him for sure.

He needs the hat.

Oh and.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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sweet new avatar dude!

i told him to put the hat on and he wouldnt... like it was gonna make it that much worse! ha ha
 
Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown

Turbo Monkey
May 30, 2002
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Snow Hall, tweakin on math
Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
sweet new avatar dude!

i told him to put the hat on and he wouldnt... like it was gonna make it that much worse! ha ha
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I told ya, I didn't want to get The Hat wet, I did however want to get some sun on my legs to kinda hide my thigh bush :cool: :D
 
golgiaparatus

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
sweet new avatar dude!

i told him to put the hat on and he wouldnt... like it was gonna make it that much worse! ha ha
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Tiz temporary, I found this photo yesterday and it needed to be used at least a little...

Either the joint smoking monkey or the mad scientist monkey will be back.
 
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JRB

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Why the hell does Cooter have those drawers? It's just not right.
 
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GRASSHOPPER
Jan 22, 2004
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Tulsa, OK
Originally posted by loco-gringo
Why the hell does Cooter have those drawers? It's just not right.
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he wears banana hammocks for riding... he is usually a boxer brief kinda man...

not sure which of his ex girlfriends or maybe even his exwife who gave them to him??? no telling... he usually wears them inside out and rides in them! ha ha
 
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GRASSHOPPER
Jan 22, 2004
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Tulsa, OK
Originally posted by TreeSaw
LMFAO!!! OMG that is SO funny! I have to remember these kinds of dares for my husband :devil:
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he will typically do anything that he thinks is gonna get a laugh or that will make the neighbors driving by think, "what the phuck are those rednecks up to this time?" ha ha
 
TreeSaw

TreeSaw

Mama Monkey
Oct 30, 2003
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Dancin' over rocks n' roots!
Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
he will typically do anything that he thinks is gonna get a laugh or that will make the neighbors driving by think, "what the ----- are those rednecks up to this time?" ha ha
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LOL! That's awesome! I love to live on the edge!
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Originally posted by dh girlie
Banana hammock = thong, correct?

Lord have mercy....you two are hysterical!:D
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Banana hammock = speedo or any kind of bikini briefs.. not specifically a thong (does thong even fall under the banana hammock category?)
 
Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown

Turbo Monkey
May 30, 2002
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Snow Hall, tweakin on math
Originally posted by binary visions
Banana hammock = speedo or any kind of bikini briefs.. not specifically a thong (does thong even fall under the banana hammock category?)
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i think thong would fall into it's own category, for it's purpose in design is for the back part to intentionaly go up your ass crack
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
Originally posted by binary visions
Banana hammock = speedo or any kind of bikini briefs.. not specifically a thong (does thong even fall under the banana hammock category?)
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Sure does...I went to a bachelorette party in Vegas and we went to Olympic Gardens to see the skanky ass male stippers...and this one guy had on a neon green thong that very much was a banana hammock...my friend so kindly paid for a lap dance for me and the guy had me in a chair straddling me with his ass in my face and pulled my arm through his legs and ran my hand down the front of the banana hammock (over the cloth, thank god) but I nearly sawed my hand off with a butter knife sterilized with tequila that night. :dead:
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Originally posted by dh girlie
well I think it would fall more into a category called banana hammock thong...for not only does it go up your ass crack, it does indeed provide a hammock...
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I think the thong has to stand alone here, seperate from a hammock designation, because it is redundant. By definition, any thong for a guy has to be a hammock - otherwise, it wouldn't restrain anything and could not be termed "underwear".


*sings* The thong stands alone... The thong stands alone.. Heigh-ho the hammock-o, the thong stands alone...
 
Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown

Turbo Monkey
May 30, 2002
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Snow Hall, tweakin on math
Originally posted by T-Pirate
That picture ooozes respect.
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ah yes, I was shown much respect by the neighbors, I think mainly cuz they didn't want me to go out to their uppity asses in their tahoe's and do a bump & grind strip dance on their hood and press my junk against their windshields :D :cool:
 
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