Well from a female's perspective.....how could you not want to bang that?? Although he's not on my "top ten" list, I would have no problems what so ever hittin' it and them coming back for seconds!
I guess as long as his smile style hides his eurofangs, he's attractive. If you girls ever do get a chance to hit it, hit it in the mouth hard and 911 an oral surgeon on your cell while fleeing the scene.
<== most definitely NOT Tom Cruise
Word on the street is that his adult teeth grew in so poorly due to habit-forming interference from L. Ron Hubbard's penis. After Old Mother died, L. needed fresh meat to fill her on-call spot in the Supreme Being's Knob-Schlobbing Council.
Well imagine that- who wouldn't be doing backflips like Cheetah on meth if they were shagging a hot 22YO silly! I'd bet El Jefe has whistling cartoon birds alighting on his finger and animated flowers opening up beneath his feet every time he steps from his front door and thanks providence for his outrageous good fortune!
Well from a female's perspective.....how could you not want to bang that?? Although he's not on my "top ten" list, I would have no problems what so ever hittin' it and them coming back for seconds!
In addition to the money and fame that was suggested above, how could she pass up a Tom Cruise souvenier like this? She is never going to wash that lip ever. It's Tom's now...hahahahaha.
In addition to the money and fame that was suggested above, how could she pass up a Tom Cruise souvenier like this? She is never going to wash that lip ever. It's Tom's now...hahahahaha.
I don't think so Poor girl got some nasty cold sores! I hate those mother f**kers...but would hate it even more if they were splased all over the tabloids!
I don't think so Poor girl got some nasty cold sores! I hate those mother f**kers...but would hate it even more if they were splased all over the tabloids!
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