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Tonic Fabrication Website?

Landon

Monkey
Oct 20, 2004
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Howdy.

We are a small, and insignificant bicycle manufacturer based in the damp, and generally miserable climate of Portland, Oregon. We sustain ourselves during the winter months with potatoes, canned tuna, and a home made alcohol brewed in a sink widely known to prisoners as "Pruno." We call it "Tonic" around the shop. Considering our lot in life, we favored the name "Dicken's Fabrication" but found it taken. Pruno Fabriation would have made sense too, although we consider bikes our primary business, not un-taxed alcohol, yet. Of course we compromised...and Tonic Fabrication was born. The spirit of compromise runs rampant through our bikes. See for yourself.

The Fall Guy

Wise riders will immediately notice another feeble attempt to copy what the real innovators where doing 3 years ago. Basically a watered down version something you could buy for less elsewhere. But we made it ourselves! A sloppy rendering of a bad idea...what were we thinking?


Fall Guy

Bullit Augmentation Device

Voted "Worst Product" at Interbike. Even exhibitors in the Chinese Trinket Pavillion were shaking their heads.

BAD Mofo

Learn more at:

Sad Truth


Cheers,

Landon
 

Rik

Turbo Monkey
Nov 6, 2001
1,085
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Sydney, Australia
The Fall Guy looks wild, the short rear end must make it so damn nimble. As for the BAD mofo, well, the RM thread dedicated to it was, umm... interesting.
 

DHS

Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy
Apr 23, 2002
5,094
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Sand, CA
so in the bad mofo, whats hidden in the swingarm near the shock mounting?
 

Spitfired

Monkey
Jun 18, 2004
489
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Rochester, NY
I love it all.
Humor, cool stuff, great graphic design.
Yeah, what's with those little o-ring caps?
Drug storage?
Does it double as a funnel?
 

dromond

Monkey
Aug 20, 2002
286
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Northampton, MA
I dunno, I haven't seen anythign quite like the fall guy. Basically a suspension corrected cruiser with a slightly lacker headangle and v-brake compatibilty. Essentially a great idea.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
SuperSlow said:
saftey meeting acessories....how cool is that .
Pretty damn cool...until your bike gets checked over by drug sniffing dogs at the airport