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Too much creepitude lately

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DNA

The human raccoon
Jan 31, 2003
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It seems like I have been a magnet for creepiness lately. Two examples:

(1) Yesterday, my wife talks me into going to the pool to swim laps rather than riding.The shower area has 6 or 7 stalls with curtains. Some freak has the curtain of his shower stall open and is standing partway out of it. The best, and by best I mean weirdest, part is he is stretching. Who the hell stands in th shower area stretching? Freaky.

(2) I walk into the bathroom nearest my office to drop a couple of friends off at the pool and sitting on the TP holder is a couple of rumpled, Swedish porn mags. WTF?

Did someone switch my deoderant with some sort of freak attractant? :confused:
 
Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown

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May 30, 2002
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DNA said:
.........................(2) I walk into the bathroom nearest my office to drop a couple of friends off at the pool and sitting on the TP holder is a couple of rumpled, Swedish porn mags. WTF?

Did someone switch my deoderant with some sort of freak attractant? :confused:
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but I know you looked at them :thumb: :devil:
 
Polandspring88

Polandspring88

Superman
Mar 31, 2004
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DNA said:
(2) I walk into the bathroom nearest my office to drop a couple of friends off at the pool and sitting on the TP holder is a couple of rumpled, Swedish porn mags. WTF?
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You took advantage of the situation presented to you correct? I would say that whoever left those mags did you a favor.
 
DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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DNA said:
It seems like I have been a magnet for creepiness lately. Two examples:

(1) Yesterday, my wife talks me into going to the pool to swim laps rather than riding.The shower area has 6 or 7 stalls with curtains. Some freak has the curtain of his shower stall open and is standing partway out of it. The best, and by best I mean weirdest, part is he is stretching. Who the hell stands in th shower area stretching? Freaky.
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Did he look like this?

 
urbaindk

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
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DNA said:
It seems like I have been a magnet for creepiness lately. Two examples:

(1) Some freak has the curtain of his shower stall open and is standing partway out of it. The best, and by best I mean weirdest, part is he is stretching. Who the hell stands in th shower area stretching? Freaky.

Did someone switch my deoderant with some sort of freak attractant? :confused:
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My wife used to go to the same gym as Andy McDowell. One time my wife was in the locker room and was trying to leave while Ms. McDowell was doing pretty much what you described above while blocking the exit. My wife said it was pretty awkward. I of course asked if she got any pictures.

I'll ask my wife what deoderant she wears. Maybe you'll have better luck next time.
 
DNA

DNA

The human raccoon
Jan 31, 2003
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Those mags looked crusty from 3 feet away. I wasn't about to touch them.
 
stinkyboy

stinkyboy

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Jan 6, 2005
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jdschall said:
My wife used to go to the same gym as Andy McDowell. One time my wife was in the locker room and was trying to leave while Ms. McDowell was doing pretty much what you described above while blocking the exit. My wife said it was pretty awkward. I of course asked if she got any pictures
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Andi Mcdowell naked and stretching with other women?!
I have to go to the bathroom!

 
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