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  1. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Inspired by the Molly Hatchett thread...

    1. Don Henley
    2. Madonna
    3. Angelina Jolie
    4. Rush Limbaugh
    5. Hilary Clinton
    6. GHW Bush
    7. Dick Cheney
    8. Ted Nugent
    9. A-Rod
    10. Paris Hilton

    Credit to SkaredShtles...you are my muse...in a totally non ghey whey.
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    No Sting?

    This list is INCOMPLETE!

    :D
     
  3. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    1. Don Henley
    Agreed. He's a drummer and all, but I don't give a fvck. I'll throw him under the bus.

    2. Madonna
    Top 100 maybe, not the top 10.

    3. Angelina Jolie
    I think your confusing "twat" and "insane cunt".

    4. Rush Limbaugh
    Should be #2. In fact, he is #2. In every way.

    5. Hilary Clinton
    See my comment for #3.

    6. GHW Bush
    See my comment for #3.

    7. Dick Cheney
    His daughter is a lesbo.

    8. Ted Nugent
    He's an asshole, not a twat. If it weren't for Damn Yankees I'd actually like the guy.

    9. A-Rod
    Fine.

    10. Paris Hilton
    She serves a purpose. I don't know what it is though.
     
  4. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    You shut your mouth about sting.
     
  5. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Laura, the term is "shet yo mouf" add a "fool" for added emphasis...

    (I dont mind Sting. Or Bono for that matter.)
     
  6. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Hey - it's narlus who pioneered the idea that Sting is the #1 twat of all time. :D
     
  7. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    You forgot John Edwards AKA the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

    You also forgot Criss Angel, retard.
     
  8. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I thought he said it was Toby Kieth. :confused:

     
  9. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    What's wrong with Angelina Jolie? She grew out of her crazy when she and Billy Bob split.
     
  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Nope - he slotted that Keith character in between Sting and Bono.
     
  11. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    He's obviously jealous of his dashing good looks.
     
  12. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    You guys leave Angelina alone, I have a "thing" for her........ I dont know what it is, but she is just down right hot.
     
  13. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Fixed!
     
  14. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
  15. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Letter to Ted Nugent from the Texas Governors office...

    As you no doubt heard, Ted Nugent got into some trouble this week, after he performed at an inaugural rally for incumbent Texas governor Rick Perry while wearing a confederate flag. But it could have been worse: One of our Texas tipsters works in Gov. Perry's office, and we've just seen a copy of a letter faxed to Nugent shortly before the performance, cautioning him to rein in his controversial act.

    Dear Mr. Nugent,

    Governor Perry would like to extend his deepest gratitude to you for agreeing to perform at next week's inaugural ball. He's a big fan of your work, and I speak for much of the office staff when I say that we can't wait to meet the man who sang "Cat Scratch Fever"!


    Your tour manager faxed over a list of your rider and tech requirements for the performance, and while we'll do whatever we can to accommodate you, we're having trouble filling some of these requests. Please take a look at the following itemized list, and feel free to email me at [address redacted] if you have any questions or concerns.


    · Under Texas state agricultural guidelines, we cannot legally obtain "six (6) female gazelles and three (3) lucky gafellas" for "undisclosed recreational purposes" in a backstage pen.

    · Because our overall budget allotment for this event has been capped at $55,000, we are unable to provide the ample back-up generators that would allow us to maintain a "15' x 40' 200-watt text-display grid." However, we can shorten the text; do you have any suggestions as to how to condense "Check the tags before you pull the wool"?

    ·According to our military sources, F-117 Nighthawk Stealth bombers are not available to rent out on an hourly basis.

    · The fire inspector only approves effigies that are submitted three months before their scheduled burnings.

    · This is less of a guideline and more of a suggestion, but I believe "cooter" is spelled with two O's, not four.


    Thanks again for your time,
     
  16. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    Mike Ness deserves a spot next to Don Henley......on a plane crashing into an active volcano
     
  17. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    What did I miss about Ness? My brother saw Social D in Vail last winter, said the show sucked, but other then that??
     
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    ridiculous Turbo Monkey

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    What about Rosie O'Donnel shes gotta be up there somewhere considering shes out real life "kyles mom".
     
  19. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    What about Hillary? Oh, sorry, she's a c***.
     
  20. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    You're forgetting the uber twat, Tom Cruise.
     
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    Sting = elevator music. :bonk:
     
  22. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Dune was on last night.

    If you could grow eye brows like one of those characters it would be awesome.
     
  23. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    If anyone can do it, JBP can. :thumb:
     
  24. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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  25. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Mentat JBP.

    I can dig it.
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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  28. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Rockland Turbo Monkey

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    I thought about Tucker, but the whole Fox news crew could be considered one brain dead hive mind.
     
  30. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    last night I had the unfortunate experience of watching the last half of his show. God I've never wanted to gouge my eyes and ears out so badly.
     
  31. laura

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    Oh, we were talking about the music?
     
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    You shut your mouth about Mike Ness.

    You shut your mouth and never open it again.
     
  33. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  35. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    So you like whiny, bible thumping twats?
    Whatever floats your boat:huh:
     
  36. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........change the channel?;)
     
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    gsweet Monkey

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    i'm surprised this thread hasn't gone to hell in a hurry.

    to maintain the "maturity" level here, i nominate glenn beck
     
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    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    OK, let me just say that in 1982 I was sitting in nugent's manager's kitchen when we heard that he flipped his friggin' 4-wheeler and and he wouldn't be performing in detroit that night.

    That was when some girl said to me "are you that guy from REO speedwagon"?

    Christ I am old.

    But vodka is your friend.
     
  39. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    In 82 I was at a hockey tounament in Peoria. Our hotel was on lock down with huge (To a high school kid...) security guys all over. Me and my bud were in the elevator with a security guy and some dork wearing bowling shoes.
    I ask the elevator security huy what was up...
    He- "REO Speedwagon is staying here, they have the top 2 floors rented"
    Me- "REO Speedwagon, they suck"
    Bowling shoeguy shoots me a look that clearly shows his displeasure and gets off at the lobby. Elevator security guy doubles over laughing...
    Me- "Whaaaa?"
    He- "That was the lead singer"
     
  40. Austin Bike

    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    Awesome.

    The fact that it happened in peoria made it even better.