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rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,691
12,484
In the cleavage of the Tetons
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,386
15,155
directly above the center of the earth
Morning, could have slept another few hours, but work beckons. Rain is forecast for the next 5 days so in a way I'm glad that I put the truck tires on yesterday. Sitting on wet concrete trying to put those heavy suckers on would bite. I get to spend today in the getto. First time in a long while that I have wanted to put on the kevlar
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,745
10,695
MTB New England
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
Wife and I just got one for our new dog, not for the barking, but because the dog needs to leave the cat alone already and every attempt we've made to break her of it has failed. The new collar has worked like a charm. The collar dials from 1 to 100. Putting it at 25 is enough...it's not even as hard as a static shock you might get from a light switch. It's better than the dog maiming the cat.

BTW, we did this at the suggestion of our dog trainer.
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,891
Crawlorado
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
Any particular reason he's barking? Obviously you want to curtail obsessive barking without cause, but he is a puppy so he might just be finding his borker.

They do offer citronella spraying bark collars. Perhaps she wouldn't consider that as cruel?

Ive tried our dogs e-collars on myself and wouldn't consider them to be cruel. It's not a jolt of electricity (on lower settings that is). It is just a slightly uncomfortable feeling that helps break their focus and return it to you.
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,232
14,708
:wave:

OT today. That was probably dumb of me.
No one ever said you were smart!
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
Our DSO is an asshole so I probably can't comment. But we've definitely pondered something like that.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,758
8,757
Hello all. 7-4ish day. Another day bundled up on the e-bike!
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,030
media blackout
last night i apparently started cleaning out the attic above the garage. hooooooweeee was there a lot of crap up there. good thing today is trash and recycling.

found an old bmx freecoaster wheel, and a set of 8 speed campy wheels, and a set of drill trials rims i never used.
 

maxyedor

<b>TOOL PRO</b>
Oct 20, 2005
5,496
3,141
In the bathroom, fighting a battle
Rice cooker died last night, rip lil' Cuisinart, you served me well for the last 13 years.

Anybody have/use an Instant Pot for rice and other things? Seems like a magical mystery machine of food making power, do I spend the extra money to buy one, or just get another cheap rice cooker?

Not planning on doing anything productive today, just researching rice cookers.
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
Just get one and wear it yourself for awhile... then you can make your own informed decision.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,005
22,042
Sleazattle
Well, they just use an ultrasonic noise that humans can't hear to break their concentration. It's not a shock collar. I doubt it would do much...
I have used the ultrasonic thingy before. It worked and is not cruel. It isn't painful, just annoying.

Know what is more annoying? A dog that barks constantly.

The thing I used wasn't a collar but looked like a birdhouse. So it didn't train the dog to not bark, but not stand in this spot and bark.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,833
14,169
In a van.... down by the river
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
For the love of all things holy, get the collar. We have been fortunate at our current residence that we have not had any incessantly barking dogs for almost 20 years... but at our last house, we had several neighbors with non-stop barking mutts and it is maddeningly obnoxious.

You are smart, you are beautiful, and you are wonderful. Don't let anyone tell you what you can or can't be. Don't let them define or pigeon hole you. Pigeon holes are for pigeons. Spread your wings and fly @Pesqueeb!
Now you're just being a dick. :homer: Cut that shit out.

last night i apparently started cleaning out the attic above the garage.
"Apparently"? Were you shitfaced when you did it such that you just realized this morning that you'd initiated this task? NTTAWWT. :p
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
Hello monkeys! Yesterday's adventure in urology was an eye opener, the assessment (NOT diagnosis) is ct1b but could also still be ct1a. I had thought it had gone from a 1 to a 2 instead of a to b so, basically the earliest possible detection. Specialists see things differently. Monday morning is TURP scan or MRI, biopsy sometime after that. This is the first time I have seen this doctor, he made a point of saying that PC is over diagnosed and over treated.

Back to biking, I'm gonna reward myself with an XC ride on the skinniest possible tires. Might even wear spandex. Skies the limit?
 

maxyedor

<b>TOOL PRO</b>
Oct 20, 2005
5,496
3,141
In the bathroom, fighting a battle
Well, they just use an ultrasonic noise that humans can't hear to break their concentration. It's not a shock collar. I doubt it would do much...
Worth a try actually, we had issues with Alice barking and a shitty ultrasonic speaker that reacts to barking along with some training has fixed 90% of it.

The rest is just my bat-shit crazy neighbor yelling at her when she gets near the fence, which of course she reacts to. Just hoping the bitch next-door dies soon (Antivax Trumper with tons of health problems, one can hope) and that'll solve that.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,162
10,102
Ok, so we let the dog out at 6:00 AM. He proceeded to bark fairly continuously, until wifey went out and dragged him in. I told her that I was interested in a bark collar, because I don’t ever want to be ‘those asshole neighbors’.
She kind of flipped out at the suggestion, calling it cruel, and he ‘wasn’t that bad’. She is now pissed at me about it.
Any of you have experience with this?
atleast you did not suggest debarking...

at the clinic in nashville some one came in asking about declawing their boxer....

the aussie vet told him point blank yer fucking crazy mate....
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,030
media blackout
atleast you did not suggest debarking...

at the clinic in nashville some one came in asking about declawing their boxer....

the aussie vet told him point blank yer fucking crazy mate....
there was a guy i knew in college that illegally had a dog in his campus apartment (no pets). one time he was talking about debarking and i almost punched him straight in the face.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,005
22,042
Sleazattle
there was a guy i knew in college that illegally had a dog in his campus apartment (no pets). one time he was talking about debarking and i almost punched him straight in the face.
There is a tremendous amount of pedestrian traffic around my house. When I first moved here my dog would go nuts every-time someone walked by. It took a week of telling him no, perhaps an occasional squirt from the garden hose and he stopped barking.

Crazy, almost like you can train dogs. Of course if you don't, they will train you. All depends on who is smarter and has the most will power. Waiting to see how that works out for @rideit
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