[I Are Baboon]

But what made me lose 10 pounds this year was NOT EATING. I learned to enjoy the tight feeling of an empty stomach.

Heh, like I told my wife during my weight loss phase, "Being hungry all the time is underrated."

 

[SkaredShtles]

Screw oak, if you want a real workout try splitting Elm, preferably while it's still green...

Hmmm... don't think I've tried green elm. But I can say without hesitation that willow was the WORST wood I've ever had the misfortune of attempting to split.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

...But what made me lose 10 pounds this year was NOT EATING. I learned to enjoy the tight feeling of an empty stomach. Now, even when I'n starving I can barely eat half of what I used to before I feel stuffed...

this...
last summer i dropped 60lbs in four months by simply doing the same. now over a year later, i have still easily kept it all off. i still eat all the nasty greasy disgustingly unhealthy foods i like, i just eat until i am not hungry instead of eating until i'm full like i used to...

 

[Silver]

The tags

I thought mine was clever, but every other one is better. Bravo monkeys, bravo!

 

[dante]

Hmmm... don't think I've tried green elm. But I can say without hesitation that willow was the WORST wood I've ever had the misfortune of attempting to split.

We had an elm die due to Dutch Elms Disease, and while we wanted to keep the wood to burn, we didn't want it infecting any other of our trees... Since the beatles that carry the disease die when the wood dries out, we split the wood and stripped of the bark. God what a pain in the ass... Wood burns *really* nicely though.

 

[mandown]

If you've got bad knees, why in God's name would you run?

The knees are fine. It is everything above them on the Wheezing Tower of Pizza they are trying to hold up.

I've been paralyzed most of the last year, and still logged more hoof time than Dirt, and still rolling out at 170lbs.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

 

[mandown]

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I'll see your Dr. Phil and raise you Dr. Phil's wiener.

 

[X3pilot]

Screw oak, if you want a real workout try splitting Elm, preferably while it's still green...

Who the fvck ARE you? Satan?

 

[mandown]

I'll see your Dr. Phil and raise you Dr. Phil's wiener.

you raise his wiener all you want.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Touche...

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Unhealthy meals not only speed up the day that you'll be gone on earth but also makes you tired and irritable. I suggest that you check the food you eat. Coffee and cigarette will help you die easily. Why don't you check out the web or get a nutritionist and ask for easy healthy meals.

So that's a "no" on the cocaine diet? Back to square one...