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Trip to the Smoky Mountains this weekend... (long, lots of pictures)

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The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Non-bike related, photo-laden content, just for you BS :D

Some old family friends have an enormous cabin in Sevierville, TN, so we thought we'd take advantage of a relatively cheap trip to the Smoky Mountains.

Got up there late Friday night, ate, had some drinks, shot some pool, and went to bed. The next morning we woke up to this view off the front porch:



Pretty amazing cabin, 8 bedrooms, 5100 sq. ft. This picture makes it look like pretty urbanized, but in reality, those are the only three cabins on that section of the road.



The next day, we drove into the park. The roads through the park were awesome, great views, lots of tight, twisty turns and even some foliage here and there.





We got a late start the first day and underestimated the amount of time it would take to get from place to place, so we decided to just hit one major point of interest and stop a lot on the way to take pictures.





The point of interest we picked was Clingman's Dome, a highly trafficked tourist spot but everyone says it's the best view in the park. We were not disappointed.

Here's the view... from the parking lot, before you even climb anywhere.



Layers and layers of mountains...



A panorama. Linked so as not to screw up everyone's screen width.

Panorama #1 of Clingman's Dome

We climbed up the short, paved path to Clingman's Dome, absolutely astounded at the number of people who were all but having a heart attack on this half mile walk. We heard one future-Nobel prize winner wondering out loud why the walk up the mountain was so steep?

The view from the top was spectacular.



Here's the real view in another linked panorama:

Panorama #2 from atop Clingman's Dome

We did the same, meandering trip back, stopping to see whatever caught our eye.



Next morning, we got up early to do a short hike and see a waterfall before we headed back home. All the fog had filled into the valleys making for a very picturesque scene.



The waterfall we picked was Laurel Falls. It's a couple miles to the falls, after which you get into some nice old growth forest. There are no bad views in this park.



We got to the falls, which are about 75'. Nice. Not huge, but very scenic.





After that, we had to head home. We did stop by the Wonder Works in downtown Pidgeon Forge, which was a lot of fun. They have a build-your-own roller coaster where you design a track, and then you are loaded into a spinning, rotating pod. Your track is projected in front of you in a first person view, and you are fairly violently spun and twisted around inside the pod. Lots of fun.

All in all, a successful trip.
 

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The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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We were disappointed with the lack of wildlife, though. We saw no bears, and virtually no other wildlife except for several Great Blue Herons.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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:rant:

Horrible. It took us about an hour to get 5 miles coming in on Friday night. Fortunately, it did not take us that long leaving and those were the only two times we actually went into the town.
Yup. Each time Ive gone I wanted to kill myself in the car. Traffic is just brutal there. Takes freaking hours to get from the Mtns. back to the interstate on a busy weekends.

Also, you're lucky you didnt try to drive Cade's cove. Wow. 5mph for HOURS. People jumping out of cars in the middle of the road to shoot pics of squirrels and deer :rolleyes: Where in the hell do these people come from that they never see squirrels and deer?

Still, the mtns. are great. Too bad its "Wilderness" and theres not MTBing there. Pisgah and Tsali are in the neighborhood though. Cant complain.
 

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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Yo BV,
Nice Pics.
Those were my old stomping grounds, when I lived there for a year.
My wife sang in the 50's show at Dollywood, so I rode bikes all over that place.
Did you happen to see Flyaway Indoor Skydiving in Pigeon Forge?
Ha, I used to work at that place. They use an airplane engine to blow your monkey ass up in the air, then you normally get blown out of the air flow and do a big drop to flat all hucker style. I can't believe that place is still open.
Did you happen to go during "mini-trucker" week?
No, seriously.:biggrin:
 

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The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Did you happen to see Flyaway Indoor Skydiving in Pigeon Forge?
Ha, I used to work at that place. They use an airplane engine to blow your monkey ass up in the air, then you normally get blown out of the air flow and do a big drop to flat all hucker style. I can't believe that place is still open.
Hahaha... Seriously? I didn't see it - I've heard of places that do that, seen 'em on TV a couple times, but I don't think I've heard of any that would let you get blown out of the air stream :p

Pidgeon Forge was tacky and congested, but the surrounding area was really nice. It was too short a trip to take my bike this time, maybe another time though.
 

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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Hahaha... Seriously? I didn't see it - I've heard of places that do that, seen 'em on TV a couple times, but I don't think I've heard of any that would let you get blown out of the air stream :p

Pidgeon Forge was tacky and congested, but the surrounding area was really nice. It was too short a trip to take my bike this time, maybe another time though.
Yeah, there were pads all along the sides that were like the air pads at the fair that kids jump in. So, if you got blown out of the air flow you would fall onto the pads.......hopefully.
The only injury I saw there was this dude who somehow fell between the wall and pads and got a cut from from some hardware.
Not too bad though.
When God blows up the earth, he is going to use Pigeon Forge as an example of what should NOT have been built in his mountains.:biggrin:
 

The Toninator

Muffin
Jul 6, 2001
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We were disappointed with the lack of wildlife, though. We saw no bears, and virtually no other wildlife except for several Great Blue Herons.
1. there is a nice 3 day from elkmont down to the AT up to Cdome and back up where you can see plenty of wildlife. of the 3 trips i've done i've seen bears twice.

2. I've almost kicked some day hikers a$$'s that were all like "oohh look at use we've got ICE and tomatoes and COLD BEER. If i had something sharp i'd of poked them in the eye and taken their beer and ice.
I once traded a full dinner for 4 jolly ranchers and still to this day believe i came on on the better end of the deal :)
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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Great photos, i like your panorama work, seamless. Autumn seems to be the prime time to go the colors are really nice.

And yah i agree with Burley, Wilderness sucks everyone should be able to mt. bike on a few trails there.
 

The Toninator

Muffin
Jul 6, 2001
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Great photos, i like your panorama work, seamless. Autumn seems to be the prime time to go the colors are really nice.

And yah i agree with Burley, Wilderness sucks everyone should be able to mt. bike on a few trails there.
I agree but with pisgah just south of SMNP it's really like riding in the park.
 

skinny mike

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i haven't been to the smokey mountains in a long time. i remember one of the last times i was there(around when i was 10) i drank 2 gigantic dr. peppers and damn near raised the water table in that entire park as we went through it.