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BuddhaRoadkill

I suck at Tool
Feb 15, 2004
988
0
Chintimini Bog
Need one of 'dem for bikes.

Or maybe filling up one of those underseat pouches with leaches would work.
As they ride away, the leaches would crawl up their arse. Or would that be to nice?
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
BuddhaRoadkill said:
Need one of 'dem for bikes.

Or maybe filling up one of those underseat pouches with leaches would work.
As they ride away, the leaches would crawl up their arse. Or would that be to nice?
I could get ya some scorpions from the yard...
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
stoney98 said:
I have a trunk money. He's surly, and drunk.
Burly Surly is your drunken trunk monkey?

Ok.


I'll keep it on the down-low.