I think it's very important we thoroughly check pilots to make sure they're not trying to bring bombs on-board. Bombs have been shown to cause planes to crash like in the case of Egyptair 990 or Silk Air 185.
TSA inspections
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i could totally use that shirt. i always opt out of the screener. i go for the pat down. 
Fuck me they were thorough at Heathrow on Monday. Really polite, friendly and professional but there's no way in fuck you're bringing anything dodgy in there.
"polite, friendly and professional".... welcome to not america.
VB drive by! Howdy stranger.
“The watchlist might seem less perilous if the TSA were not one of most incompetent agencies on Earth.”
One of? Shouldn’t we be winning?
Always wondered what would happen if I conjured up a boner and told them:
"Please pat me down. I love it when strangers touch me."
"Please pat me down. I love it when strangers touch me."
From reading the link squeeb posted it sounds like your nuts would get smashed.
From reading the link squeeb posted it sounds like you should def try that!..... Just make sure you post up the security camera footage for us thnx.
2nd best story ever told on RM.
Now I gotta know the first.
I mean, we did just have a dude go full cardiac arrest during sex so.....
"Hey baby I bet you taste like cholesterol"
A RM classic consigned to the dust bin of internet history.
There is a lot of good ones, from what i can gather. Burleyshirley maybe beat up a mailbox with another mailbox, though i dont know why.
If I pay them three fiddy, will they give me a report how well and long I typically sleep on planes?
recently flew back from the middle east on a speaking engagement to a field hospital I was treated at back in the day. Got flagged through customs due to the nature of the country. the most beautiful TSA agent I have ever seen was in my lane as I was holding the red card. I swaggered up with great anticipation of the forthcoming groping I was about to receive when my hopes and dreams were shot down when a 300lb bearded dude stepped infront of her and made me assume the position. I can never catch a break.
They had the bomb dogs out at SEATAC today. Security was a breeze. no scanners, shoes on, laptops in the bag. Just throw yo shit on the conveyor and step through a metal detector. A mile long line took minutes. I love those puppers.
i feel sorry for anyone who sits next to me on a plane.....i snore just a little bit.....hahahaha....
I could have told you that. And the spot where everyone takes off their shoes and stands on the same footprints for the scrotum scanner? I feel like I need to burn my socks after I get through.