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Jozz

Joe Dalton
Apr 18, 2002
6,158
7,859
SADL
Omfg. Took me 30 minutes to drive 0.7 miles to get coffee and back. Stupid road closures.
I had to move my car for street sweeping day so I figured I’d grab caffeine in the process. Now I need a coffee from getting my coffee.
You still have your car? :rimshot:
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,850
9,888
Crawlorado
Cuffs or no cuffs?

Had HR ask if anybody had a gun on them and could stand by during a firing at a place I worked, that's how you know they shoulda listened when I said "don't hire that guy".
Not sure I've ever worked anywhere that's allowed anyone to have a firearm on the premises.

Next time give IRB a shout. He's got a gat and is ready to blast.

cuffs. i found out after the fact that he made some very specific threats to the quality head for the site.
Shit, if threatening Quality is grounds for dismissal I'm not sure I would have a team. Damn Quality always getting in our way. :rant:
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Another coworker bites the dust. Walk of shame with an HR escort. :eek:
I got laid off once while sitting alone in the office - my boss was expecting I would be WFH that day. 20 seconds into the sorry ass phone call, our ex-Marine infosec dude kicked me out of the door unceremoniously. That was good riddance as I signed my next offer letter two days later.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
8,416
6,949
Yakistan
The death of a pet is often harder than that of a non-close family member. You've likely spent almost every day of the last however many years forming an emotional bond with a creature that demands little other than food, walks, and pets.

We haven't had to go through it with any of our 3, but they're all a lot closer to the end than the beginning now so I fear that's on the horizon.
Yeah it's not going to be fun when he's gone. We've been a pack since he was 8 weeks old and he's been by our side through some major life experiences.
 

boogenman

Turbo Monkey
Nov 3, 2004
4,398
1,086
BUFFALO
and yet you still haven't learned to just go to utah

:homer:
Utah isn't 75% free like this trip to Colorado.
Little Cottonwood Rd can also make I-70 in a blizzard seem like a walk in the park. I got stuck up on that bitch at the end of the day one time when it started dumping, fuck that.
 

junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
2,616
2,347
San Diego
Had to take the old dog to the vet to have a convo about how far we should let him go down hill before we send him to the giant dog park in the sky. His body is falling apart but his mind is 100%. Dammit
That sucks man. We had to put one down last summer. Did it right before a trip, partly logistical but it ended up taking our minds off it and we weren’t moping about the house. Had a vet come to the house which was best for us and the dog.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,805
27,015
media blackout
Shit, if threatening Quality is grounds for dismissal I'm not sure I would have a team. Damn Quality always getting in our way. :rant:
no i mean like the kind of threatening that get's you arrested. i never found out what the exact threat was, but it was severe enough they got the police involved. i worked with the guy in question, he was a loose cannon for sure. frankly i'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. dude could barely write complete sentences in an email.
 

Avy

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2006
1,411
466
Had to take the old dog to the vet to have a convo about how far we should let him go down hill before we send him to the giant dog park in the sky. His body is falling apart but his mind is 100%. Dammit
I am so Sorry Boost. I get very emotional with Dogs. I thought of somthin the other day lookin at my two. The story below is what gave me my thought.

My last Dog I put down did not go well for me. I was a wreck and I wanted to hold him but the Vet said no,and my Dumb Ass agreed. She said they can jump. I should of told her that this ain’t my first time Bitch,go Fuck yourself,I’m holding my Dog,but I did not. It was a mess,when the time came,I had to get on my knees(im 6 foot 5)to see His Eyes and let him see mine. Berry was only 20 pounds.

So with my current two rascals,Sam and Chloe,hence my Idea came when the time comes. Fuck,never mind,sorry to ramble on Boost,and sorry for the pain.

Avy
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,002
22,036
Sleazattle
I am so Sorry Boost. I get very emotional with Dogs. I thought of somthin the other day lookin at my two. The story below is what gave me my thought.

My last Dog I put down did not go well for me. I was a wreck and I wanted to hold him but the Vet said no,and my Dumb Ass agreed. She said they can jump. I should of told her that this ain’t my first time Bitch,go Fuck yourself,I’m holding my Dog,but I did not. It was a mess,when the time came,I had to get on my knees(im 6 foot 5)to see His Eyes and let him see mine. Berry was only 20 pounds.

So with my current two rascals,Sam and Chloe,hence my Idea came when the time comes. Fuck,never mind,sorry to ramble on Boost,and sorry for the pain.

Avy
I found a vet who would do house calls when it was time for my last pup. Got to say my goodbyes and he got to stay in his favorite spot.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,769
Nowhere Man!
Found 2 boxes of tools just sitting in the middle of Culver Rd on today's walk. Pulled them to the side. I just walked to the store, and they are still there. I am hoping they get found by the owners. Same spot.. Same Pothole I found my new ladder.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,342
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
home from stupid fancy donor dinner. have to do another one on thursday. least favorite part of my job by far, but at least it usually involves free booze and meals...
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
League was tonight and it was a shit show. 22 kids showed up for the night, so two qualifiers and finals. For some reason it's random draw vs. ranked selection going into the qualifiers and she got in with a group that didn't get a single clean lap, qualifying 8th overall. And she went into fucking RAGE mode.

We tried to get the qualifier re-run, since the second was clean, but the new parents voted "oh no, we'd never stay up past 9pm on a school night", so results stood. Couple of us just said "Fuck it, let the kids race. The new kids and parents will get to see what true racing is like."

I told her gloves off, you go get what's yours and holy fuck did she. She missed getting 3rd by half a kart - overlapped, not stacked. Took 8th to 7th on the start in the 1st turn. 7th to 6th on the 1st lap before they even sped up. Took 5 laps to catch 4th & 5th from 1/4 track back and due to some speed slow downs, then went 6th to 4tj in one pass. She cut under on the back straight, pushed 5th into 4th and cut underneath both in the back S-turns. 1.5 laps left, she closed 10 karts and was overlapped on the start/finish with 3rd. If she had 15' more she would have passed 3rd.

Fucking rampage. She's upset about not getting a podium, but the reality of the rampage she went on is starting to settle in that not getting a medal is okay.

Quotes from other parents before and during the race:

"Well... This is gonna be a show. She's pissed and it only seems to be getting worse while we're waiting."

"I really want Ethan to beat her and I really feel bad saying this, but I also want to see how far up she goes. She's maaaaad and I kinda want to see how far that pushes her."

"Maddox [kid in 3rd] better start running. I don't know if he has enough time to hold her off."

It was a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

Also had one of the dads from the second final come up afterwards and apologize to a few of us for voting the other way. He said after watching the races it's pretty clear that there are kids who race competitively and those who race for fun - and why we were trying to keep them racing accordingly. His son was 4th in the second and still got lapped by two kids who should have clearly been in the first final. If those kids had been placed properly, he likely would have been podium for the second.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Final update, and then I'll shut up, Dad died in my Mom's arms about 15 minutes ago.
60 year together.
Fitting.
Sorry, Wendell. That's the best way to die - in the arms of your most important loved one.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,002
22,036
Sleazattle
Scored a perfect score on the pistol class test yesterday. The hardest part of that was taking seven pages of notes. In this digital age, I've lost the ability to write quickly and legibly. That was work! Now Wednesday is the actual shooting portion of the class.

Anyway, I swam 3300 yards this morning. Dentist now.
Weaver stance?
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,002
22,036
Sleazattle
:wave:

Attempt number 3 at tire kicking tonight.

Car made it to work. Oil light is permanently on now. :rofl::panic:
I'd do an oil change with some heavier weight oil and just see how long it could go.
I'd make sure to get a AAA membership, or CCC (Car Club of Canada) whatever you have up there.