Happy Ballot Day! I miss the days of the mechanical voting machines. Flipping the levers and pulling the handle made it feel so primal. "GRRRRR I just pulled the lever and voted!" Now we have paper ballots. Whatever happened to going paperless? And the bake sale at the polling station sucked. No muffins or banana bread. Just some store bought bagels. If I wanted a bagel, I'd stop at the local bagelry. WTF...like Betty Homemaker in the PTA had more important things to do than bake up some muffins?? The nice thing about going to vote when the place opens at 6:00 is that it was too cold and early for any douchey candidates to stand around outside shaking the hands of voters.
So yeah, I already voted today. In and out in five minutes.
Happy vote day, bishes. I early-voted last week and I am proud to inform everyone that I cast my ballot for the white guy. Really, it wasn't that difficult since the only other option would have been to vote for the fat chick.
All done and voted. It's a nice day for a short walk. It's a nice day to realize... holy fvck amd I out of shape!!! Like in bad Dirt McGirk outta shape shape. That's it. Tomorrow I'm selling the kid and getting a new bike.
Yup, legally you get up to 3h unpaid leave to go vote.
I voted 2 weeks ago. In-person absentee, you just go walk up, ask for a ballot, fill it out, put it in an envelope and hand it in. Keeps you from having to deal with the sh!tshow on Election Day and you also get to find out if there are any issues with your voter registration.
I voted early, wife and daughters voted today, son has yet to vote and don't know if he will or be able to.
Still getting the maggot annoying phone calls, and have verbalized a few m-f-ers to the callers. Last one was from an unknown number, so I just replied, "this number no longer takes calls that are unidentifiable", and hung up. Now to see if they call back, since the first 2 were from the same "survey company".
Good thing I got my ride in today so I could deal with these jerks. And before you say "you don't have to answer", I'm a sick puppy that enjoys getting verbal with unwanted calls.
Oh, and if you haven't voted yet, your time is running out, so if you don't, don't bitch about the outcome.......