Should I, a) steal something, if so what? or b) top-tank him?
I have been told I need to be on my best behavior, but fvck that.
I have been told I need to be on my best behavior, but fvck that.
Tuesday night I will be at the president of Treks house....
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Steel his toothbrush. It is nothing major, but it will make him say WTF in the morning. Then superglue the fridge shut. Then if time permits plaster everything with competing bike company's stickers. He will start to get the idea the the bike comunity hates his company.
put a ridemonkey sticker on his car
Keep reminding yourself that he is a part of the evil empire and has a hotline on his desk to the white house. When he is not looking pick up the hotline and order pizza. Blow a uno in his bathroom too. Thats what I would do....
take a gigantic dump in his toilet and don't flush it. better yet, take one in the laundry bin.
Hey, I have met Mike Sinyard a bunch of times. Real nice down to earth guy.
If you think about this, it is not like the guys who started the big bike companies were corporate douches looking to invest in a mid size businesses.
Sinyard sold tires out of his garage, and Trek were known for their touring bikes. They got bigger, but this isn't like Ben and Jerry's (now owned by the Unilever corporation).
If you think about this, it is not like the guys who started the big bike companies were corporate douches looking to invest in a mid size businesses.
Sinyard sold tires out of his garage, and Trek were known for their touring bikes. They got bigger, but this isn't like Ben and Jerry's (now owned by the Unilever corporation).
Ditto, but replace "PUT" and "STICKER," with "KEY" and "LOGO."firetoole said:
Oh yeh,
Get on his phone, dial your cell phone so you have his number and then post his number on RM.
Ask him if he's proud of the fact that a slacker like me can bust 2 different gary fisher frames. But then give him props for replacing both of them. Then give him **** for sending a black rear triangle for a blue bike then finally give him props for sending a black front triangle when the blue one snapped in half.
get him extremely drunk, call some strippers/hookers, do blow off their a$$es, then sleep with his wife.
Snicker, snicker, snicker...an "upper-decker"...classic. Nothing lets a man know he's universally loved quite so well as dropping a deuce somewhere on his property, be it the tank reservoir, in his newspaper(before rolling it back up and rubber-banding it), in his comfy nighty-night slippers or on the prow of his personal vehicle like some sort of hood ornament from hell.
Don't go.
Ask him if Lance doped.
<elbow motion>"c'mon - you can tell me, I won't tell anyone."
<elbow motion>"c'mon - you can tell me, I won't tell anyone."
Dumbest thread ever... or close to it.
Why all the negativity toward this man? And if you don't like him, stay at home.
Why all the negativity toward this man? And if you don't like him, stay at home.
Wait, is his place in chicago? If so, I'll meet up with you and we'll rob that punk bitch blind. Seriously though invite me so I can steal his wife.
N8 said:
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone points Mike Sinyard over to this thread and he quickly deduces who you are and/or who you're with and lets your boss know what kinda 'tard you are...
Now that's gonna be funny!
Now that's gonna be funny!
that could be debated for hours.N8 said:
or if hes as down to earth and nice as everyone says he is then he would realize everyone is joking and no one actually meant any of thatN8 said:I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone points Mike Sinyard over to this thread and he quickly deduces who you are and/or who you're with and lets your boss know what kinda 'tard you are...
Now that's gonna be funny!
Ask him why his bikes are so f*cking boring and if he has Lance's nut floating in a jar above his desk.
N8 said:I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone points Mike Sinyard over to this thread and he quickly deduces who you are and/or who you're with and lets your boss know what kinda 'tard you are...
Now that's gonna be funny!
Mike Sinyard is Specalized......who is the tard now?
And I have no ill will towards Trek, just wanted a funny story....
Isnt Richard Burke the president of Trek?
Go ahead. What am I going to get banned from the bike biz?N8 said:I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone points Mike Sinyard over to this thread and he quickly deduces who you are and/or who you're with and lets your boss know what kinda 'tard you are...
Now that's gonna be funny!
You neve know... Echo might just be a bike biz Mod...
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163644N8 said:
That thread beats this one hands down.
Emu Boy has a point
+1 for double deckering his toilet.
yes... yes he sure does...splat said:
I know, I can't believe it either.N8 said:yes... yes he sure does...
is the president going to be at this dinner supporting his favorite American made bikes?