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  1. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    That process is kind of difficult to keep on the DL.
     

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  2. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    not if you use some kind of inert gas to render them unconscious first.
     
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  3. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    What in the fuck are you talking about? You hit them with an axe handle in the noggin and then use the broad axe to lop that noggin off. Toss 'em in a cardboard box if you don't want the drama of the headless chicken running around the yard.
     
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    i'm familiar. what i'm saying is that you need a way to shut those buggers up as to not draw attention to the process.
     
  5. jstuhlman

    jstuhlman We noticed.

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    *choke
     
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    also, i only know this because i have a buddy who raises and slaughters ducks. he actually uses the gas to asphyxiate them prior to processing.

    bonus points: i spelled asphyxiate right on the first try
     
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  7. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    I slaughtered a duck to eat once. It made the funniest sound when i cut its quack pipe. Ive killed sick/asshole chickens in a lot of different ways. One my elderly mentor taught me. Step on the chickens head and pull up on the feet. I toss them over the fence to the coyotes.
     
  8. Greyhound

    Greyhound Trail Rat

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    Good Morning!

    Late to the game today...we had a snow storm yesterday that put a delay on school this morning. and it was my turn to stick around to drop him off. Living that bohemian work life - drop resignation letter on HR desk yesterday, come in late to work today...taking Thursday and Friday of this week off....ahhh yeah, boyeee...
     
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    Greyhound Trail Rat

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    Say this three times really fast:

    "I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son...I'm only plucking pheasants until the pheasant-plucker comes."
     
  10. 6thElement

    6thElement Turbo Monkey

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    What happens if a mommy rabbit and a daddy rabbit love one another very much and have little rabbits, you have to send them away to boarding school outside of COS??
     
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    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    What if you aren't the property owner, are you then exempt from the rule(s)?
     
  12. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    In COS its still okay to slaughter them I think.
     
  13. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    thumbnail_IMG_1680.jpg ordered some stormy Daniels tacos. Fish with extra sauce.
     
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  14. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    @TN - we need some touch-up done on this, STAT!!
     
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  15. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    those look like legit baja style tacos...ima leave them be. :drool:
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Cant wait until I get to work on my first Stormey Daniels flick.
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Why not eat them?
     
  18. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Those were some sloppy tacos. Was gunna get some trump tacos (hot dog in white bread). But the stormy Daniels were calling me today.
     
  19. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    1ft down and counting...
     
  20. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Side of herpes?
     
  21. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Old and sick. We have maybe 50 birds. Sometimes they just die in the night. Or get infections so they are gross. My lady sometimes does medical experiments on them that dont work out. Sometimes they survive. She was a veterinary assistant for 6 years.
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Got my tacos just in time, saw potus fly in. President at the junk yards!!!! how exciting.
     
  23. 6thElement

    6thElement Turbo Monkey

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    Time to fire up the trebuchet full of chicken heads?
     
  24. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Like sewing other parts on to see if they will graft and you can have chickens with lots of thighs cuz thats the best part?
     
  25. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    She made a chicken with seven asses.
     
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    a chicken made entirely of wings
     
  27. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I like where your head is... :thumb:
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    That has GOT to be an Asian delicacy.

    We'll need a ruling from @Toshi...
     
  29. 6thElement

    6thElement Turbo Monkey

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    They're a modern invention rumoured to be effective at defeating walls.
     
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    slyfink Turbo Monkey

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    I had one of these once at a truck-stop type bistrot in France:

    was not expecting the quantity of gizzards that came on the salad. Just thinking about it makes me :bad:
     
  31. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Amazingly, Google has no results whatsoever for the phrase "seven ass chicken".
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Four-ass-monkey.jpg

    Its like this, butt a chicken, and seven asses. It lays a lot of eggs.
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    Looks delish!
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    18" and counting. The FTS is off the charts. :rant:
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    HTFU, Nancy.
     
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    No measurable accumulation here, FWIW...
     
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    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    Time to start tossing potatoes and ketchup packets on your neighbors drive way.
     
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  38. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Goddam... I can't get those Stormy Tacos out of my mind...

     
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  39. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    They come back to haunt you, just sayin.
     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    slow day on the short bus so i stopped by the house during one long period with no transports and hit the home gym. swapped out to running clothes and did 30 minutes on the elliptical and two rotations of weights took a fast shower put the uniform back on and back to work i went...WIN