Aaaaaaaaaand? Don’t leave us hanging.
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Most of the time old dry or canned goods lose quality when expired, most likely not going to make you sick.
Wife asked the rooster lady if she could do anything about them and that fuckin hillbilly hag went ballistic on her.
Have you pulled rank and introduced yourself as Detective Dookie?
Ok, I chuckled out loud for realz.
Thank you, I needed that!
Very close to just getting my axe and dispatching the roosters myself
Just looked it up and Seattle bans roosters. Actually surprised they there is a limit of 3 domestic pets too.
He’s getting a subdural hematoma evacuated
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Got rained and hailed on at Deer Crik. The Wall is spicy when wet, true storyPouring rain with some mixed in hail when I got to the parking lot.
Maybe tomorrow?
Many places do. All of our surrounding townships ban them
so our 13yo was messing around on the patio, opens the grill, and there's a juvenile possum in it, hissing its face off. scared the crap outta the kid 
They are illegal here.
According to Google Raccoons will eat them and attracted to the smell of marshmallows.
This one did not go well... Whole house smells like burned plastic brownies. Every window is open and the fans are going.
I’m not saying you should poison your neighbors cock. . . But you should poison their cock.
Cock Poison
True.
so would you ask the neighbors cock out to drinks. Then after 4 or 5 when it starts to get heated up slip it a few “pills”. Walk the disoriented cock out side. Head out to the cape and take out your friends small fishing vessel. Get 15 miles or so off the shore. Accidentally wrap the cock it 4-5 20’ log chains and toss overboard.
Out of surgery, feeling much better, ate a sandwich. Now to get out of here. Drain sticking out of head.
Yikes, my dad went through that.He’s getting a subdural hematoma evacuated
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There is Honda hot rod kinda car burying the tach through the gears somewhere nearby this evening. Due to all the violent backfiring and engine farting with each shift the thing sounds like it is going to explode. Annoying. Need to go to sleep.
#getoffmylawn
EDIT: Fuck this idiot. Just tore ass down my street at 11:00. Likely waking up everyone needing to get up in the morning.
#getoffmylawn
EDIT: Fuck this idiot. Just tore ass down my street at 11:00. Likely waking up everyone needing to get up in the morning.
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Basketballs are hard. Sometimes your fingers get slippery. Or some late night gravel shoveling by the side of the street.
Just saying.
1: Follow him home.
2: Put dog shit under his door handles.
3: Cackle with passive aggressive glee.
4: If you see him, make the motion of sniffing your fingers.
Dispatchcock
Might be the highest quality pun I’ve seen here in quite some time. Well done. Really, really well done. That was good.
