Have you seen any of this? If so, you know Ralph, the 400 pound guy. He's friggin' huge fat slob! His g/f showed up and she's fvcking hot! WTF is she doing with him? Yes, yes, I'm an asshole, but really, wtf?
Another comedian, Rich, was funny... "I do 1500 situps a day and can't get a 4 (scale 1-10) to call me back."
Another comedian, Rich, was funny... "I do 1500 situps a day and can't get a 4 (scale 1-10) to call me back."