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  1. Gnarnian

    Gnarnian Chimp

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    After clearing 42 feet of a 45 ft gap I am now sitting on the couch with 2 broken arms and casts up to my armpits, someone else is typing this for me,... as an avid mtn biker who cant even dress myself anymore, WHAT CAN I DO?? AAAGHHHH!:mad:
     
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  2. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    gonna be tough and or painfull to rub one out
     
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  3. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    how about learning to play guitar?
     
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  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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  5. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    You could always rub up against the couch
     
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  6. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Sucks dude. Got pics of the jump?


    What can you do with yourself? Head on down to your local watering hole and try to get a pity lay ;)
     
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  7. greenhood

    greenhood Turbo Monkey

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    Experience in this type of no handed release? :weee:
     
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  8. Total Heckler

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    Wow. Thats gnarly as hell man. Heal up quick.

    Photos or video of the accident? Or just the jump itself?
     
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  9. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    suckie... I bet as soon as you're ready you're gonna clear the 45footer huh? Heal up bro.
     
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  10. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Yikes. You'll need a helper monkey to fill up a camelbak with beer! Heal up fast!
     
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  13. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  14. greenhood

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    Agreed :D
     
  15. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    lol seriously.
     
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    Welcome.
    That does suck. I once had one entire arm casted and it was awful.

    Any pics of the jumps?
     
  18. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Drunken Ninja?
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    Which is it?!
     
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    nows your chance to experiment with pain killers.
     
  20. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    hire a sexy nurse to give you sponge baths and everything else in between.

    and get addicted to pain pills. all the cool kids are doing it
     
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    a stick with a washcloth on it.
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    this and a fleshlight
     
  24. Gnarnian

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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    ^what is that?
     
  26. Gnarnian

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    my arms in casts
     
  27. spocomptonrider

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    HULK HAND SMASH!!!1!1!1!!!111 How many huck points were you going for there? I know you're canadian and everything but sweet jeebus.
     
  28. ultraNoob

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    Bummer man.

    Lets see the jump and/or crash video/photos already. =]
     
  30. loco-gringo

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    At least you're not the poor f*#ker that has nothing to do but type for some cripple.
     
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    That was pretty good.
     
  32. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Isn't one of the rules of doing a 45 foot gap to make DAMN SURE you go at LEAST 45 feet?

    Heal fast ya maroon. ;)
     
  33. Gnarnian

    Gnarnian Chimp

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    finally got the precrash pic, here ya go guys.
     

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    That's what I'd do, or learn to rub one out with my feet:think:
     
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    Hi and welcome to Ridemonkey.

    Please keep your arms inside the bus at all times. Oh too late.
     
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