Herp-a-derp. 
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Cold front sweep the North of Europe and we at least get a little bit of rain. Would do a mtb ride later if its dry this evening.
'Morning! An hour run done on another COLD morning. I'm kind of glad all of the early season triathlons have been postponed because the water is cold as hell right now. The first big race was supposed to be in two weeks and right now the water temps are below 50. FUCK.THAT.
Yo!
All is mostly well here. Accidentally got a healthy gauge piece of wire jammed under my thumb nail yesterday, and my thumb is predictably all swollen and hurty. Not a fan.
All is mostly well here. Accidentally got a healthy gauge piece of wire jammed under my thumb nail yesterday, and my thumb is predictably all swollen and hurty. Not a fan.
I just took the dog for a walk. I did not notice the poop bag was torn down the side until I picked up the dog poop and my thumb went right through a turd.
Good morning.
Cool & foggy here, thanks for asking.
Time for work!
Maybe ride later?
Cool & foggy here, thanks for asking.
Time for work!
Maybe ride later?
Good hard but short rain overnight. Short workday and the rain should be over by 11. Might get in an afternoon hero dirt ride
So... I decided to mow the yard for a neighborhood woman who is sick with cancer and caring for her very old grandfather. I told her she didn't owe me anything. Then she offered to blow me. As exciting as pumping a load of nut mayo down the craw of a pale, emaciated cancer victim sounds, I declined. Then she offered to come help my wife around the house. I'm gonna regret this whole thing, I can tell. I was just trying to help.
To be fair, I don't wear a ring and she is still fairly attractive, so it wasn't insulting.
Alive... but kinda wishing not.
Had a bad head night, spent most of it curled into a ball with tears running down my face.
I bloody hate this shit, 8 years of chronic headache, I am getting so fucking tired.
Had a bad head night, spent most of it curled into a ball with tears running down my face.
I bloody hate this shit, 8 years of chronic headache, I am getting so fucking tired.
you should get her and the quiet girl that hit on you the other day at lunch together.
Cancer girl is way better looking.
One body bag
you're one weirdo away from your own human centipede
Never finish your bucket list, because then it's time to lay down and die.
My boss sent me a text and said he's in a tough spot because he can't post my position for another month. My response to that is " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
"that sounds like your problem"
Ridemonkey, come for the bicycles, stay for the crack baby recipes and body disposal tips.
Woah.
Have you been in a Turkish prison?
Wanting to load up the IH, ride XC-ish network an hour north. I'd be riding a 36lb mountainbike on trails w/o much more than a backside to a few quick punches, really tight corners which are fun to rail which offsets the thiccness.
today can go F right off.
Morning...coffee...might do some stuff, probably won’t. What day is it ?
Strong attack. Doggo should have finished him.
bacon
@Westy you mentioned you had some extra cash from these lush Boeing pre-COVID years. Time to pony up for something cool!
Sorry to hear man, hang in there.
