new work machine.
uh-huh...
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cmd-shift-4 instead of the cell phone pic, noob...
Nice box.
lol....wanted to text it quick.cmd-shift-4 instead of the cell phone pic, noob...
makes my one core at home seem like a hooptie.
he's biting his tongue or searching for a two year old post of his about why this model sucks.
Nice, you can run CS5, post on RM and watch porn all at the same time.
shouldn't you be touting the abacus?
Seems like a bit much just to check whether or not Starbucks is open.
Wow you get a computer at work! Wish I could rot in a cube while feeling moderately superior to people with uncool logos on their commodity devices.
Starbucks is always open....duh.
Bunnyboy-my last work computer was a Commodore 64. Dont ruin this for me.
Bunnyboy-my last work computer was a Commodore 64. Dont ruin this for me.
awesome.
This is just one blade (24 total)
Yea but it doesn't have a touch input. Useless.
I'm too busy touching myself.
Easy now.
Yes But it requires 220VAC/30 AMP Circuit. and sounds like a Jet airplane getting ready for take off!
and yeah well your's has a few more CPU's and a bit more ram then Mine. what are you using for back end storage ?
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Q: How many Wi-Fi enthusiasts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 802.11
A: 802.11
Is that to check your email?
mine sweeper.
Duh, Monkey Surfing.
Here ya go nerds. an IT anecdote for you.
It's complicated, so I'll try to pull out the high points.
I work at a small company with no policies for....anything. This includes IT. We have 3 wireless routers in the building. I get a skype from our IT guy (an outside contractor down the street)...I have become his primary contact because I'm the most computer savvy person in the place....sadly enough) Anyhoo, he skypes me and says, "Can you go walk around the shop and look for a Macbook. He's been tracking our network activity. We've been getting huge UDP floods. And the bulk of it was due to a certain Macbook. We don't have any Macs.
As no-one has said it was not allowed, people have started bringing unauthorized laptops, netbooks ipod touches etc to work. They get the code for a router and then they stream music. In and of itself it is not done with malicious intent. However this particular Macbook was apparently using 30% of the company's bandwidth.
So we shut him down and he gets all pissed off. He doesn't understand what a UDP flood is, but he KNOWS that Macs are impervious to viruses and there's no WAY his computer could be causing a problem. And we are unfairly persecuting him. "Dude...your computer was getting pinged by Moscow"
IT guys been begging for a proper policy and rules to impose and enforce, but our GM won't do it. So finally IT guy took matters into his own hands and shut out these rogue devices....apparently our network speed practically doubled.
And that's my story.
It's complicated, so I'll try to pull out the high points.
I work at a small company with no policies for....anything. This includes IT. We have 3 wireless routers in the building. I get a skype from our IT guy (an outside contractor down the street)...I have become his primary contact because I'm the most computer savvy person in the place....sadly enough) Anyhoo, he skypes me and says, "Can you go walk around the shop and look for a Macbook. He's been tracking our network activity. We've been getting huge UDP floods. And the bulk of it was due to a certain Macbook. We don't have any Macs.
As no-one has said it was not allowed, people have started bringing unauthorized laptops, netbooks ipod touches etc to work. They get the code for a router and then they stream music. In and of itself it is not done with malicious intent. However this particular Macbook was apparently using 30% of the company's bandwidth.
So we shut him down and he gets all pissed off. He doesn't understand what a UDP flood is, but he KNOWS that Macs are impervious to viruses and there's no WAY his computer could be causing a problem. And we are unfairly persecuting him. "Dude...your computer was getting pinged by Moscow"
IT guys been begging for a proper policy and rules to impose and enforce, but our GM won't do it. So finally IT guy took matters into his own hands and shut out these rogue devices....apparently our network speed practically doubled.
And that's my story.
That makes me jesus!!! High praise indeed!!
Get yourself crucified then we can talk. Feel free to modernize the event and shoot yourself in the throat.
Can he borrow your phone? His iPhone doesn't have any reception.