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Umm, Sorry Sir, we're going to have to remove the OTHER testicle

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ridetoofast, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. ridetoofast

    ridetoofast scarred, broken and drunk

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    Man: Docs Took My Good Testicle

    A Utah man says that doctors at St. Mark's Hospital in Millcreek removed the wrong testicle during a procedure in June 2003, according to The Salt Lake Tribune.

    Johnny Gibson had been experiencing persistent pain in his left testicle — and filed a lawsuit against the surgical team in 3rd District Court this week claiming they took the wrong one.

    George Waddoups, Gibson's lawyer in the suit, says Gibson asked the surgical team to mark the left testicle before surgery to prevent exactly that from occurring.

    "He asked people on the team to mark him, and they told him they didn't need to do that," Waddoups told the Tribune. "This has caused a lot of embarrassment, and he's had other complications that have developed. He still has pain."

    that is SO wrong
     

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  2. johnbryanpeters

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    **** happens.
     
  3. BikeGeek

    BikeGeek BrewMonkey

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    But it shouldn't happen there.

    What was that doctor thinking? hmmmmm...now was that left as you're looking at it, or left as you're wearing it....
     
  4. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Can you hook a brother up with a link? I want to take this to human sexuality class today at noon. That does suck though! maybe we should take the doctors testicles so that he can't procreate
     
  5. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    balls.
     
  6. wannabeabonedoc

    wannabeabonedoc Turbo Monkey

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    Looks like the docs dropped the Ball on this one.....


    I love scrubs. It's funny.
     
  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    hey, it'll be more comfortable in the saddle.
     
  8. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Does his wife get to keep it in her purse?
     
  9. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    The story said a "man" :p
     
  10. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    She's really got him by the balls....(ball)...

    That chick's got balls...(ball)...

    To heckler: "You can lick my husband's left nut..."*reaches into purse*

    Look!! In Utah!! It's a sterile bird, it's a neutered sheep ....oh...wait...that's just John....

    "Will you stop breakin' my balls?!!? ...oh...right...I forgot..."

    "Where did you get those earrings??? Your husband gave them to you???"

    Ok...I'm done...for now...
     
  11. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    First thing he said when he woke up...


    "ah nuts!"
     
  12. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Doc should've just remembered - it's *skier's* left........... :p
     
  13. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    :D
     
  14. SuzyCreamcheese

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    So, a man goes to the doctor complaining of migraine headaches. The doc does an exhaustive physical and tells the man that the problem is his balls are too heavy and that the constant strain of them hanging there is causing the headaches. The only answer is to remove them. The doctor tells him to think it over.

    While the man is thinking about it a blinding headache strikes. In the throes of agony and desperation, he decides to take the doc's advice. They set up the appointment for the next day.

    After a brief recovery the man is released from the hospital. Weeks go by and no headaches. To celebrate the man decides that he needs a new wardrobe and goes to the swankest men's shop in town. The salesman looks him up and down and says "You're a 42 long." The man says "You're absolutely right! How did you know?" The salesman says "It's my business to know."

    So, they spend the afternoon picking out new suits, shoes, shirts, belts and each time the salesman told the man exactly what size he was.

    And then they got to the underwear. The salesman looked the man up and down again and said "You're a boxer man and take a large" The man said "HA!" with glee because he thought the salesman had finally missed one, "I wear briefs and take a medium! That's all I have worn my entire adult life!" The salsesman looked at him and said "Are you crazy? If you wore medium briefs you'd have such unbelievable headaches they'd bring tears to your eyes."


    The Cheese
     
  15. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    ^^ hahahaha awesome!! :blah:
     
  16. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    I thought this was going to be another Lance thread
     
  17. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    When I went in for my knee, the wrote in HUGE black marker "NO!" on my good knee. I was on drugs at the time and thought it was the funniests thing. They said they did it ever since they cut the wrong limb off a guy.

    I would think they would have done the same for his nuts. where is the link to the ebay auction for Uncle Bob's left nut?
     
  18. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    That's just not funny. :(

    I like my happy sacs.