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Unibrows of the world unite

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laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
But when will the tri-brow be recognized. Some of us were not fortunate enough to have our brow unite and instead it divided leaving one third neutral brow in the middle condemming us to a life of waxing and plucking.
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
laura said:
But when will the tri-brow be recognized. Some of us were not fortunate enough to have our brow unite and instead it divided leaving one third neutral brow in the middle condemming us to a life of waxing and plucking.
There's always the circus.
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,024
0
Miami, FL
My Father, who is in his late 60's, has started to develope the most unique unibrow that I have ever seen. Instead of the standard unibrow that bridges the hair gap above the nose, the sides of his eyebrows are growing outward toward his sideburns/hair. So his Unibrow is going the long way around!
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
Ciaran said:
Hairy ears?
My formidable brows were passed down to me from my father's side, and he still shows no signs of sprouting any growth from his ears, so I might be saved from that fate :dead:
 

antimony

M.N.F. Beer Wench
Nov 21, 2005
1,019
2
North Carolina
binary visions said:
My formidable brows were passed down to me from my father's side, and he still shows no signs of sprouting any growth from his ears, so I might be saved from that fate :dead:
We can only hope.
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
binary visions said:
My formidable brows were passed down to me from my father's side, and he still shows no signs of sprouting any growth from his ears, so I might be saved from that fate :dead:
If it does happen I guess you could always get your ears waxed.