[ICEBALL585]

Saw someone had posted this on FB and I figured some of you monkeys might want to get these for your significant others.


"Not sure what to get him for Valentine's Day? How about a chocolate butthole"
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35819/not-sure-what-to-get-for-valentines-day-how-about-a-chocolate-butthole/?src=TrueAnth_COSMO_TW&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=dFkT0U&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter#!dFkT0U

 

[canadmos]

Due to the HUGE amount of love for the "Great British Anus" that you've shown us in the USA, we're sorry to say that we must now stop taking chocolate orders for Valentine’s Day.
Good news is PRE-ORDER NOW for birthdays & Easter!!
All other products are not affected.
Thank you America we love you!
Best wishes
The A-team 09/02/15

 

[stevew]

there's a inappropriate joke in there somewhere....

 

[ICEBALL585]

there's a inappropriate joke in there somewhere....

Yeah... I figured this post would be wide open for parody. Also, figured for some of you it would be right up your alley.

 

[JohnE]

Frau JohnE would tell you to shove this where the sun doesn't shine...

 

[Westy]

Pretty easy to make your own. Just make sure to remove any hair from the area or you end just end up with chocolaty dingleberries.

 

[jdcamb]

Pretty easy to make your own. Just make sure to remove any hair from the area or you end just end up with chocolaty dingleberries.

Make a asshole mold with a 3d printer for safety reasons. Hot Molten chocolate is going to eff you up. Asshole burns take forever to heal. Imagine hot pizza cheese on your asshole? I can't imagine asshole blisters as being pleasant. Please show caution. A ass felcher should know that. What if PSP read your post and got injured. His Mom would probably sue you....

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Aaand it's a singular new low for RM.

 

[-BB-]

Asshole burns take forever to heal. Imagine hot pizza cheese on your asshole?

And you know this because???????

 

[jdcamb]

And you know this because???????

My Experiments are not always performed on myself.

 

[CBJ]

Aaand it's a singular new low for RM.

That's a compliment right?

 

[kazlx]

Cream filled chocolates only seem appropriate.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Chocolate? I'd eat it.

 

[StiHacka]

 

[jonKranked]

50 shades of brown

 

[jonKranked]

Make a asshole mold with a 3d printer for safety reasons. Hot Molten chocolate is going to eff you up. Asshole burns take forever to heal. Imagine hot pizza cheese on your asshole? I can't imagine asshole blisters as being pleasant. Please show caution. A ass felcher should know that. What if PSP read your post and got injured. His Mom would probably sue you....

This reminds me of the time dirtmcgirk told us to never shave our assholes.

 

[jdcamb]

This reminds me of the time dirtmcgirk told us to never shave our assholes.

I believed we have evolved with our assholes for the most part inaccessible to ourselves for reasons we shouldn't know. The fecal freaks amongst want us to normalize their burden so as to gain acceptance. That is a slippery slope we should dare not tread.

My hope is that we continue to evolve even further. No offense to my Ghey friends. I for one am proud of the fact that I have never had pinkeye.

 

[blindboxx2334]

buddy showed me this the other day. i am still laughing at this..

 

[ICEBALL585]

Aaand it's a singular new low for RM.

I'm glad I could help us all reach this epic achievement

 

[JohnE]

Aaand it's a singular new low for RM.

Go ahead...act surprised.