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"University of Michigan creates most intense laser in the universe"

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  1. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    ThePriceSeliger Mushhead

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    Yeah, but could they hit an ant with it?
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    That'd take awhile with one burst that lasts a millionth of a billionth of a second, every ten seconds!
     
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    i wish there was a way to, you know, harness that energy and replace the US power grid 300 times over... every 10 seconds... what would it take, a couple hours to power the US for all of time?

    haha, from my understanding(especially when i'm this tired) though, thats impossible...
     
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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Maybe they should use it on Appalachian State.
     
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    Femtoseconds, 20 billion trillion watts, millionth of a billionth, sound like a lot of made up words to me!!!! I suppose it cost elenventy million to test run?!?

    Jokes aside, I see a future superweapon in the making.......Laser scope of death ray?
     
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    syadasti i heart mac

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    Like it says something they could use for medical uses.

    The IntraLASIK/"All Laser" Lasik works for very short period of times but very quickly:

     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Laser Floyd is REALLY going to rock now!