[Damn True]

....this is actually funny.




Late one night a man is pulled over for driving erraticlly. He fails the sobriety test and is cuffed. Reading him his Miranda Rights, a female police officer says. "Sir, you have the right to remain silent," the female officer tells the man. "Anything you say can and will be held against you."




The drunk smiles and replies, "Boobs."

 

[Cash-Money]

haha smooth

 

[Greyhound]

Tiger Woods pulls into a gas station. The old attendant doesn't know who he is, and greets him with a friendly "Howya doin'?"

"Fine" responds Woods as he is getting out of the car to fill up the tank. As he does, two golf tees fall out of his pocket to the ground. Picking them up, and staring inquisitively at them, the old man asks Tiger "So......what are these things supposed to be?"

"They're tees." Tiger says.

"What do you do with them?" asks the old man.

"I rest my balls on them when I drive." Tiger deadpans.

The old man, scratching his head responds "Damn...them boys at Buick done thought of EVERYTHING!"