Didn't you just spend the weekend drinking and playing cards with your family?biggins said:feel free to discuss amongst yourselves
why cant things be discussed without being immature?BigHit-Maniac said:Someone delete this thread...
AHAHAHA! You're a female version of llkoolkeg...SuzyCreamcheese said:I never have unprotected sex, I have my 9mm handy the whole time!
The Cheese
9mm & sex... Awkward intrusion, or useful accessory?SuzyCreamcheese said:I never have unprotected sex, I have my 9mm handy the whole time!
The Cheese
You just never know when the donkey might start kicking.binary visions said:9mm & sex... Awkward intrusion, or useful accessory?
you likey da booty shake!?!Mtb_Rob_FL said:since this thread will get deleted anyway..
Biggins, when did Megan's booty start shaking like that?
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you truly are a queen.SuzyCreamcheese said:I never have unprotected sex, I have my 9mm handy the whole time!
The Cheese
biggins said:It seems like in the 60's there were diseases around but not HIV and it seems that sax with mulyiple partners was much more rampant then. What happened?
kinda makes you stare in awe doesnt it?Mtb_Rob_FL said:since this thread will get deleted anyway..
Biggins, when did Megan's booty start shaking like that?
Cool
DHS said:just the other day bigginsis and i......
the news tonight is doing a story about mandatory HIV testing. Thats crazy about your friend. How did she not know? By the way, i never feel lucky.jdcamb said:Odds are 1 in 4 that you will become infected with a STD by having unprotected sex. Do you feel lucky? A female friend of mine was infected with Clymidia for about a year and infected several guys. Recently the health department issued a kind of warrant for her because she ignored the letters. She was involved in 7 seperate cases of infection. When they caught up with her she denied she had it. The health department had to force her to get tested. She was positive. They did a investigation and she may have exposed up to 18 guys and there partners (she can't remember because she was drunk most of the time??). She is drop dead gorgeous and you would probably try to pick her up if you met here in the bar. Do you feel lucky?
jdcamb
Yes, I do feel lucky. I would never have unprotected sex unless in a loving monagamus relationship. I have been tested, and am clean. She has to be tested, and on birth control, and I see no problem with it.jdcamb said:Odds are 1 in 4 that you will become infected with a STD by having unprotected sex. Do you feel lucky? A female friend of mine was infected with Clymidia for about a year and infected several guys. Recently the health department issued a kind of warrant for her because she ignored the letters. She was involved in 7 seperate cases of infection. When they caught up with her she denied she had it. The health department had to force her to get tested. She was positive. They did a investigation and she may have exposed up to 18 guys and there partners (she can't remember because she was drunk most of the time??). She is drop dead gorgeous and you would probably try to pick her up if you met here in the bar. Do you feel lucky?
jdcamb
She didn't have any symptoms. She is just a carrier I guess. Some folks are immune to the disease and only carry it. I had no idea she was such a slut. According to her she is not as bad as some of her friendsbiggins said:the news tonight is doing a story about mandatory HIV testing. Thats crazy about your friend. How did she not know? By the way, i never feel lucky.
You know what the hardest part about that scene is? Keeping a straight face!BigMike said:Now, to play devils advocate, if you are just trying to pick up a girl at a bar to get laid, unprotected sex is a bad idea.
If that analogy were correct, it would be someone else's plumbing that becomes infected with pustules every time I nailed a slut at the local bar... It's not the lion tamer that gets the thrill, it's the crowd.ALEXIS_DH said:its dangerous.. but its like the circus.. there would be no thrill if the lion didnt bite the tamers head from time to time...
I'll bet the lion tamer gets an adrenaline rush to end all adrenaline rushes milliseconds before getting bitten.binary visions said:... It's not the lion tamer that gets the thrill, it's the crowd.
dh girlie said:This thread is getting gross...
biggins said:see and everyone thought it was gonna go south. die. go to the big thread home in the sky but yet it has turned out to be educational and even like a publice service announcement. lets look at the lessons we have learned so far. i will summarize because the ADD riddled kids of today generally cant handle too much at once.
1.mtb_rob_fl is obesessed with incest
2.bighit-maniac does not like sex related topics
3. BV likes unprotected sex
4. suzycreamcheese likes it freaky
5. kleinmp99 is not a pedophile because babies seem to annoy him. I will also conclude that he does not have unprotected sex because babues annoy him.
6.brianhcm#1 has figured out that i am indeed an accident
7.westy likes farm animals
8.stoney98 cant last very long so he likes quickies
9.DHS really likes my sister a lot.
10.jdcamb knows where all the easy girls are
11.bigmike likes to lie to girls and likes it when they lie to him. he also thinks girls are lying drunks
12. what the hell do lions have to do with anything.
if you have any more questions kids, feel free to ask.
Sweet, for once I didn't make a list on RM.biggins said:see and everyone thought it was gonna go south. die. go to the big thread home in the sky but yet it has turned out to be educational and even like a publice service announcement. lets look at the lessons we have learned so far. i will summarize because the ADD riddled kids of today generally cant handle too much at once.
1.mtb_rob_fl is obesessed with incest
2.bighit-maniac does not like sex related topics
3. BV likes unprotected sex
4. suzycreamcheese likes it freaky
5. kleinmp99 is not a pedophile because babies seem to annoy him. I will also conclude that he does not have unprotected sex because babues annoy him.
6.brianhcm#1 has figured out that i am indeed an accident
7.westy likes farm animals
8.stoney98 cant last very long so he likes quickies
9.DHS really likes my sister a lot.
10.jdcamb knows where all the easy girls are
11.bigmike likes to lie to girls and likes it when they lie to him. he also thinks girls are lying drunks
12. what the hell do lions have to do with anything.
if you have any more questions kids, feel free to ask.
ask jdcambdouglas said:where can I find a 28 year old hot Blonde that is a nympho & a virgin, oh yeah female is a requirement too
thanks
stosh said:I tried to google the phrase "safe sex" looking for that old GIF of the 2 safe's having sex.
Don't ever google anything with the word "sex" in it especially if you're at work.