Here ya go Stosh:
unprotected sex.........
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OK, I'm sorry, but this one is funny too, AND, its bike related 
(I think its safe, please let me know if its not, and i'll delete it)
(I think its safe, please let me know if its not, and i'll delete it)
I'm all for as long as there's only 1 dog on the grill, and and the anti baby pill is being taken.
80% of woment dont even know they have Chamydia when only 20% of guys can carry and be asymptomatic. Yes I have had a run in with this one... dated a girl that had it and didnt know it. She had'nt had sex for like 6 months and had carried it for that long not even knowing.biggins said:
Chamydia is crazy. Women can carry it for years with no symptoms. Thank god for Doxycycline (sp) which clears it up for good in about a week.
Protected sex is frankly not worth the time. If you want to have good sex regularly, find someone attractive of similar eduational attainment and take the time to get to know them. If they are fun and you two can actually relate, test the waters with a kiss. If you have any skill or intuition yourself, that'll let you know whether it's worth your while to invest in them physically. If so, have "the talk"- make sure you're both on the same page emotionally, enjoy the same type of sexual activity(or are willing to experiment) and that you are not with someone who is loose, still a switch-hitter or into hard drugs. That'll give you your best chance of having fun and avoiding diseases when "hey- let's go get tested together" is not really feasible.
Background- happily married now, but not before sowing my oats until age 30; never caught a single bug...and I'm not particularly lucky.
Background- happily married now, but not before sowing my oats until age 30; never caught a single bug...and I'm not particularly lucky.
How about 25 y/o hot redhead that claims to be a Nympho*? She is definitely not a virgin :devil: and I can verify the female part too. Let me know if you want her phone #. Her calender has a opening for saturday nightdouglas said:
neaky:. PM me and I will give you her number. I hope she doesn't mind :devil: Here is a pic.....jdcamb* most women that claim to be Nymphos are generally not. They talk the talk but very seldom walk the walk..... I think all the Nymphos have been cured with Female Prozac???
Is that your X that you used to make pron movies with?jdcamb said:How about 25 y/o hot redhead that claims to be a Nympho*? She is definitely not a virgin :devil: and I can verify the female part too. Let me know if you want her phone #. Her calender has a opening for saturday night
* most women that claim to be Nymphos are generally not. They talk the talk but very seldom walk the walk..... I think all the Nymphos have been cured with Female Prozac???
No she is camera shy. Here is that Xstosh said:
stosh said:
She works somewhere they tip a lot in small bills.... This is the best I can do at work..... I need to call her and tell her she is famous again :evil:
you know, if you continue to make public comments about what we do during our "private time" then i will have no choice but to post the photos i have of you in various states of undress...DHS said:
Just a joke. A pic of her was posted on a website and she went around bragging that she was famous. Most women would be embarrassed about it... She was proud of it until her Dad saw it and practically disowned her. She is such a good girl though.....stosh said:
Not anymore. She is a stage actor in London now. But hey you gotta start somewhere......jdcambstosh said:
Church....seriously, just like suggested in "Coming to America". You may have to marry her first to confirm the nympho part, but I had never seen so many hot virgins until I started meeting them at church. Smoking hot girls that would show up every Sunday with their parents and who in many cases, are just as horny as guys- they just abstain until the magic ring parts their pearly gates. All joking aside, if I were single right now and looking to meet a hot girl(and had no conscience), I would find two or three churches reasonably separated by distance and attend the early service at one, the middle service at the other and the late service at the third. If you are a nice, intelligent guy of average appearance or better and officially single, within a few weeks of attending and chatting up girls and their parents over coffee, you will have more dates than you know what to do with. It's as if such guys are in so short supply that parents drag their hot daughters to church just to find someone there that they can approve of. Bear in mind that you will have to go on several dates with each and may even have to attend their boring family functions, but the payoff is GREAT. Nice, clean intelligent girls who may not give up the nook(for intercourse) before marriage, but they'll let you sample the hell out of the wares until then and help you out faithfully while doing so! It's just so much easier and more satisfying than weeding through barfly skanks who either carry disease, are alcoholics, are stupid and annoying, are unfaithful and untrustworthy, occasionally bang their dealer/ex-boyfriend for score, etc.douglas said:
I'm not being Immature. I'm 20 years old.biggins said:
What I'm saying is... more along the lines of "why" ... I'd think this thread would find a better home in the Political / yadda yadda section.
At any rate... unprotected sex = kids. Want kids? Screw w/o a condom & BC pills.
Pop the pill, put on a rubber, and getter' dun.
Dude you're kidding right? Let me insert this image into your head. I am naked in them....OK? They are for private consumption and parties. Your going to have to start your own spank bank account chief......jdcambstosh said:
Freaky? Why? Because I like to keep my finger on the trigger?biggins said:
The Cheese
I am, and I think I speak for all monkeys when I say this, very interested in what kind of ammo you keep it loaded with.SuzyCreamcheese said:
I guess it depends where your pointing it.SuzyCreamcheese said:
jdcamb said:How about 25 y/o hot redhead that claims to be a Nympho*? She is definitely not a virgin :devil: and I can verify the female part too. Let me know if you want her phone #. Her calender has a opening for saturday night
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ok, she'll do
llkoolkeg said:
not a bad idea.........but I think any chicks that have their parents make them go to church, are too young for me......no, correction - I say I'd be too old for them
M882sbinary visions said:
The Cheese
...or way to goodie-2-shoe'd. Would most of these girls/women have a good grasp of (for a lack of a better metaphor) "riding the bike" or is the closet they've been in the sport is reading those Jackie Collins novels, playing w/ banana seats? Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT asking for a NORBA pro, but maybe someone at the rec/sport level rider, who hasn't crashed a lot (sorry, I have no idea what "crashing a lot" is a metaphor for, just sounded funnydouglas said:
).With that said, it's prob still a more fruitful environment than smoky dive bars where the odds are good, but the goods are often WAAY odd.
