[SkaredShtles]

Well....... my tomato plants are starting to flower. And it's early May.

Mmmmmm...... fresh tomatoes.

I have planted:

and I think some

-S.S.-

 

[I Are Baboon]

Nice.

The deer in our neighborhood would never allow such things to grow.

 

[PonySoldier]

Nice.

The deer in our neighborhood would never allow such things to grow.

 

[stosh]

What the hell kind of Tomato is the top one?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Nice.

The deer in our neighborhood would never allow such things to grow.

In mah sunroom, man.

Remember, I live in Colorado. Morryjg put his tomatoes out a couple weeks ago and they got like 6" of snow on 'em.

Sunroom never gets below about 50 anymore (and 95-110 during the day) and the deer have trouble getting through the glass.

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

What the hell kind of Tomato is the top one?

It's an heirloom called "Big Rainbow"........

You ever had colored tomatoes? They're

-S.S.-

 

[I Are Baboon]

In mah sunroom, man.

Remember, I live in Colorado. Morryjg put his tomatoes out a couple weeks ago and they got like 6" of snow on 'em.

Sunroom never gets below about 50 anymore (and 95-110 during the day) and the deer have trouble getting through the glass.

-S.S.-

Deer eat the wild mushrooms that grow in our front yard. Our cats like to watch them though the window. The deer, not the mushrooms.

 

[H8R]

Well....... my tomato plants are starting to flower. And it's early May.

We did:

 

[SkaredShtles]

Deer eat the wild mushrooms that grow in our front yard. Our cats like to watch them though the window. The deer, not the mushrooms.

If the deer eat 'em, you should try 'em.

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

We did:
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You planted sea turtles?? Isn't that against some endangered-species rule?

-S.S.-

 

[H8R]

If the deer eat 'em, you should try 'em.

-S.S.-

If the deer eat the cats, they should try them too?

 

[SkaredShtles]

If the deer eat the cats, they should try them too?

Why not? I'll bet cat is tasty. I think that DH Girlie's cat would be really nice rotisseried on my grill.

-S.S.-

 

[H8R]

Why not? I'll bet cat is tasty. I think that DH Girlie's cat would be really nice rotisseried on my grill.

-S.S.-

There you go again talking about eating her pussy.

 

[N8 v2.0]

It's been summer here since the last week in March..

 

[DRB]

There you go again talking about eating her pussy.

DOH..

 

[stosh]

What do you mean Heirloom?

 

[H8R]

What do you mean Heirloom?

Heirloom means from seeds that are old school. Not hybrid or modified.

There are something like 200+ varieties of herloom tomatoes. All kinds of crazy colors.

 

[stosh]

Heirloom means from seeds that are old school. Not hybrid or modified.

There are something like 200+ varieties of herloom tomatoes. All kinds of crazy colors.

Really?
Any good?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Why not? I'll bet cat is tasty. I think that DH Girlie's cat would be really nice rotisseried on my grill.

-S.S.-

No, that cat is way past it's prime. It's like 25 years old.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Heirloom means from seeds that are old school. Not hybrid or modified.

There are something like 200+ varieties of herloom tomatoes. All kinds of crazy colors.

Yup. Yellow, orange, purple......

http://www.burpee.com/jump.jsp?itemType=CATEGORY&itemID=1869&iMainCat=13&iSubCat=2004

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

Really?
Any good?

Some of them are really sweeeet.

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

No, that cat is way past it's prime. It's like 25 years old.

There's no such thing as tough pu$$y. Just incorrect preparation.

-S.S.-

 

[H8R]

Really?
Any good?

VERY.

Especially in a caprese salad:

A few heirloom tomatoes, sliced.
Fresh mozzerella, sliced. (the wet stuff, not the low-moisture stuff)
Fresh sweet basil, chopped.
Olive oil
Salt and pepper.

Lay out equal amounts of tomato and mozzerella
Sprinkle w/ chopped basil.
Drizzle w/ olive oil.
Salt/pepper to taste.


I can eat like 10 pounds of this.

 

[DRB]

There's no such thing as tough pu$$y. Just incorrect preparation.

-S.S.-

It can get that gamey taste and smell if not done properly.

 

[H8R]

There's no such thing as tough pu$$y. Just incorrect preparation.

-S.S.-

Any pussy can be made tender if you pound it hard enough with your hammer.

 

[narlus]

We did:

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i'd look out...DH Girlie might be lurking around yr premises, looking to steal yr El Jefe style veggies. neaky:

 

[SkaredShtles]

VERY.

Especially in a caprese salad:

A few heirloom tomatoes, sliced.
Fresh mozzerella, sliced. (the wet stuff, not the low-moisture stuff)
Fresh sweet basil, chopped.
Olive oil
Salt and pepper.

Lay out equal amounts of tomato and mozzerella
Sprinkle w/ chopped basil.
Drizzle w/ olive oil.
Salt/pepper to taste.


I can eat like 10 pounds of this.

You're talking about this stuff: http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117059

is right.

-S.S.-

 

[DRB]

VERY.

Especially in a caprese salad:

A few heirloom tomatoes, sliced.
Fresh mozzerella, sliced. (the wet stuff, not the low-moisture stuff)
Fresh sweet basil, chopped.
Olive oil
Salt and pepper.

Lay out equal amounts of tomato and mozzerella
Sprinkle w/ chopped basil.
Drizzle w/ olive oil.
Salt/pepper to taste.


I can eat like 10 pounds of this.

You just named my dinner. Add a few slices of prosciutto, some bread and some peppadews (south african peppers). The mozzerella was made fresh this morning. AHH

 

[SkaredShtles]

You just named my dinner. Add a few slices of prosciutto, some bread and some peppadews (south african peppers). The mozzerella was made fresh this morning. AHH

Now *that* is fresh cheese.

-S.S.-

 

[narlus]

you make yr own cheese?


and eat it?

 

[DRB]

you make yr own cheese?


and eat it?

Dean and Deluca make fresh mozzerella every Wednesday and Saturday. Something to do with plunging your hands in ice water and then into near boiling water. I don't understand it but it sure is good.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dean and Deluca make fresh mozzerella every Wednesday and Saturday. Something to do with plunging your hands in ice water and then into near boiling water. I don't understand it but it sure is good.

Damn! That kicks a$$.

Tell me you don't have to pay $18/lb for it, though.

-S.S.-

 

[DRB]

Damn! That kicks a$$.

Tell me you don't have to pay $18/lb for it, though.

-S.S.-

Its about $9 for a ball a little smaller than my fist. So its not too bad.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Its about $9 for a ball a little smaller than my fist. So its not too bad.

Holy $hit!

Those are standard 8 oz. balls. That's $27/lb.

From my source I get 3 8 oz. balls for $5.something. We have caprese at least 6 or 8 times a month.....

-S.S.-

 

[H8R]

Holy $hit!

Those are standard 8 oz. balls. That's $27/lb.

From my source I get 3 8 oz. balls for $5.something. We have caprese at least 6 or 8 times a month.....

-S.S.-

You guys are talking about fresh cheese, balls, the source of said cheese balls and how much you pay.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You guys are talking about fresh cheese, balls, the source of said cheese balls and how much you pay.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

Dammit. I'm looking for it. Dammit. I can't find it.

-S.S.-

 

[narlus]

You guys are talking about fresh cheese, balls, the source of said cheese balls and how much you pay.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

don't forget "about the size of a fist".

 

[SkaredShtles]

don't forget "about the size of a fist".

$hit. That oughta make it easy.

Nope. Still can't find it. :angry:

-S.S.-

 

[ZEDMAN]

not to ruin the thread or anything but shouldnt it be called "fruit mayhem" not "vegetable mayhem" since tomatoes are a fruit and all.........

 

[SkaredShtles]

not to ruin the thread or anything but shouldnt it be called "fruit mayhem" not "vegetable mayhem" since tomatoes are a fruit and all.........

Yeah. You're right. But according to the "definition" of a fruit, green beans, squash, zucchini, etc. are all fruit as well.

So we'll just call 'em tomatoes, eh?

-S.S.-