Vegetarian Chile...

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  1. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Oh man, I was rummaging through the fridge looking for lunch, and I came upon a bowl of vegetarian chili...some coworker of my wife made it for her.

    At first I thought, "That's pretty gay, Im not eating that" but upon further raiding, alas, I was left no choice.

    I got a bunch of shredded taco cheese and poured it in there, and then I went for some oysteer crackers, but I had nothing. Then I noticed a big carton of "Gold Fish" snack crackers, so I poured a bunch of those in there. It's pretty decent now.

    Can I keep my man card?
     

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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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  3. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Just because you felt the need to ask this fvcking dumb ass question...no.
     
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    your man card is hanging in the balance awaiting the report of how you handle the post vegitarian chile dump.
     
  6. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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  7. MountainDrew

    MountainDrew Monkey

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    After the vegi chili, I would think you will be squirting out #7
     
  8. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I pissed Echo off a while back saying the Vegetarian and Chile should not be combined. Same goes for "meatless sausage", if it is meatless, it CAN'T be sausage.

    It might be like Chile, but without meat it fails.

    You get a pass based on the additions, though.
     
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    I am perplexed by vegetarian grub. Concept sounds horrible, but it's often very good. I will seldom order it given a choice.
     
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    What, no meat? Unpossible. :monkey:
     
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    I make a mean, mean chili with 3 beans and pork (and some baker's chocolate). But sometimes, we boil, then slice and roast potatoes and use them instead of meat. It's unbelievably good.

    My boss couldn't understand how I was eating a vegetable sandwich the other day, since I'm not a vegetarian.
     
  12. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    After admitting to having consumed vegetarian food by choice, the only way you can redeem your man card is to do a thorough "cleansing". This may be achieved by purging one's system with several applications of beer followed immediately with fried animal parts, such as hot wings and pork rinds.

    To help in the avoidance of further interruption of man card privileges the "cleansing" process is best completed outdoors, preferably during in-climate weather, all while wearing shorts. Doing this will add points to your man card that will be applied to your next infraction of man law.

    Good luck
     
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    Recipe?
     
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    It's chili for God's sake. Chile is a country.
     
  15. BurlyShirley

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    Good call, we should expect more from a highly trained & armed "journalist".
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Burly's writing skills are in the top turtle.
     
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    I dont even know WTF you guys're talkin' bout.
     
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    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Your remarkably effective and entertaining writing style. :shocked:
     
  23. johnbryanpeters

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    Good, we don't either. Just remember, we're all in this together.
     
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    I like chili without meat. More flavor from the veggies.
     
  25. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    FYI, it was #4 :disgust:
     
  26. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Welp, better to have a sausage shape coming out of your ass than one going in, I suppose.