Oh man, I was rummaging through the fridge looking for lunch, and I came upon a bowl of vegetarian chili...some coworker of my wife made it for her. At first I thought, "That's pretty gay, Im not eating that" but upon further raiding, alas, I was left no choice. I got a bunch of shredded taco cheese and poured it in there, and then I went for some oysteer crackers, but I had nothing. Then I noticed a big carton of "Gold Fish" snack crackers, so I poured a bunch of those in there. It's pretty decent now. Can I keep my man card?