Vern Fonk is a ****ing genius. May the Fonk be with you. 
Vern Fonk
- Thread starter Serial Midget
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Serial Midget said:Vern Fonk is a ****ing genius. May the Fonk be with you.
So whats Vern do, get insurance for people with three DUI's on their record plus a couple of hit and runs? I remember reading once about a guy who had about 42 moving violations plus five DUI's on his record and he still had a license. Vern Fonk and his lawyer were definitely geniuses.
Keeping crappy drivers on the road in a state where all the drivers are crappy anyway. Thanks Vern.
He is a rock star and he gets the babes. 
It's a tie between his dumb-f*ck commercials and Geico's.....jeez I hate that freakin' soap-opera scene and the two wrestlers calling each other ugly.....
I don't watch enough TV. Or maybe just the right amount
Honk-honk!!
Honk-honk!!
I think you have to watch tv at like between 1am and 3am. It helps if you just helped close the local bar at 2am, then went to a convenience store pretty well drunk and got a burrito and then drove home. Thats the target audience.
I don't eat microwave burittos.Borregokid said:
"Iron Maiden!"
Ok so you are cruising around at 2:15am in your 1991 Toyota Pickup and you just closed the bar. Youre looking pretty cool with your Iron Maiden T-shirt and your truck survived the last accident and Vern Fonk hooked you up with some insurance and youre pretty sure you can dodge the cops. The question is if you dont eat microwave burritos and there is no Taco Bell what do you eat?