So I'm wondering if anyone WITHOUT a problem has used Viagra. I got some free samples in the mail and I'm thinking about dropping one this weekend but I don't want my "little guy" to explode
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konabumm said:So I'm wondering if anyone WITHOUT a problem has used Viagra. I got some free samples in the mail and I'm thinking about dropping one this weekend but I don't want my "little guy" to explode
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from your frinedly neighborhood nurse:
you may get dizzy/lightheaded. may give you a stuffed up nose. or develop one hellova headache. it can cause a systemic drop in blood pressure.
it may not work. it may hurt things. may last 4-6 hours, or may not. drink a lot of fluids with it. assuming you'll be awake and, uh, working it off for a while.
it also may not work. not super great idea to take a med you don't need, but if you really want to...... i'd suggest cutting it in half, on the assumption you are an otherwise healthy guy, yeah?
i'm assuming you're not taking any other cardiac or citrate meds, right?
and don't be a dope; don't take it with other stuff/alcohol. not a smart idea.
wow you know alot about this, maybe cutting it in half is a really good idea. I am a healthy guy not taking any other meds.
Thanks for all the info....... I think I'll cut it in half.......
Thanks for all the info....... I think I'll cut it in half.......
meh, i'm at work right now, with easy access to an in house pharmacist.konabumm said:
biggest thing is that it *can* cause a fairly drastic drop in blood pressure in some people. thus the be sure you drink a lot of water earlier in the day. that should help.
the big V got its start as a new (potential) cardiac/BP drug. the researchers noticed that "other" effect it had, and there ya go. makes the company way more money as a dick drug than it ever would have made them as a heart drug.
so dose that mean i might pass out? or just feel a little faint
why don't you try it, and tell us the results?konabumm said:
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My buddy was the victim of a crushed up one dumped into his beer. He had the biggest headache of his life a few hours later, and claimed he woke up in the morning with his "boys" all swollen - though he likes to tell stories, so I don't know how true that part is.konabumm said:
well i think everything should be ok if i cut it in half. Wow the poor girl isn't going to be able to talk stright afterwards
konabumm said:
You do know that it doesn't actually improve your skills in bed, right?
Hope you have some interesting posters on the walls or ceilings that the "poor girl" can look at when she grows bored with your unimaginative thrusting...
yes i know...... haha............ haven't had any in a while so i want to make sure i can get past the 10min mark
You'll need to remember this.........after round 1 you might be all ready to go for round 2, however she may be all done. Then I guess you'll be pealing some chillies, schucking some corn, spanking your monkey, cuffing the carrot, rubbing one out the rest of the night.
Brian HCM#1 said:
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sounds like some personal experience speaking... Do you have to take a lot of Viagra, Brian?Brian HCM#1 said:
No actually still works perfect after 38 years no need for that stuff. I know some people who also didn't have a problem but tried it for experimental reasons.binary visions said:Sounds like some personal experience speaking... Do you have to take a lot of Viagra, Brian?
Consider one thing, just cutting a pill in half, does not guarrantee a 1/2 dose. The distribution of the chemical drug and the filler are not necessarily homogeneous.
Yep, so what Yoss is trying to say is you may only get 1/2 a woodyYossarian said:
Just curious- why would you take it if you didn't need it? Would you chug Robitussin w/o a cold? How hard do you have to be?
Because it has to do with sex, not sniffles.llkoolkeg said:Just curious- why would you take it if you didn't need it? Would you chug Robitussin w/o a cold? How hard do you have to be?
Uhh, in my very younger days, I've been known to do this.llkoolkeg said:Would you chug Robitussin w/o a cold?
llkoolkeg said:Just curious- why would you take it if you didn't need it? Would you chug Robitussin w/o a cold? How hard do you have to be?
I'm not sure why one would resort to chemical means, when there are plenty of easy ways you can control this yourself...
beacuse men do stupid things when it comes to sex
Of course, Robitussin is over-the-counter, so a fair comparison would be talking prescription cold medicine....like Tylenol cold with codeine, just because you have some.llkoolkeg said:Just curious- why would you take it if you didn't need it? Would you chug Robitussin w/o a cold? How hard do you have to be?
I dunno... I tried the old, "Look, I found a quarter behind your ear!" and it really didn't go over too well...Ciaran said:
true, but considering he's not exactly doing a "scientific" study with the stuff, what else can he do, other than take the whole thing? halving it is a better idea than just popping the whole thing, if he wants to experiment with it.Yossarian said:
oh yeah, for the original poster: it's not going to make you last longer/better, understand? just make you stay uh, firm, longer. and like BV said, it won't make up for any other, shall we say, shortcomings.
this'll be interesting. you must report back. especially if it will amuse all of us.
This *might* be the dumbest idea ever.........
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i just want a good all nighter this weekend after some dancing and drinking. I figure if i pop this little blue wonder i should have a few good hours of fun......... should help after alot of beer..
I will report back...
I will report back...
binary visions said:
You do know that it doesn't actually improve your skills in bed, right?
Hope you have some interesting posters on the walls or ceilings that the "poor girl" can look at when she grows bored with your unimaginative thrusting...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHahAhahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAhahAHHAhA. she has probably already come up with some sort of strategy to deal with this problem.
frank zappa knowsllkoolkeg said:Just curious- why would you take it if you didn't need it? Would you chug Robitussin w/o a cold? How hard do you have to be?
Dude, your not even 30, if you're already having issues, you need help.konabumm said:
Viagra is for weenies 
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Well, while we're busy mixing drugs that shouldn't be mixed in the attempt to assuage phallic performance anxiety, why not add a line of coke or an injection of meth into your peter? Not only will they keep your stiffy at attention, but they'll also give you that added pep to go all night with that special someone. In fact, triple-up with Cialis and Levitra, too, just in case a solitary penile blood vessel remains unbloated. If you're still having trouble getting her off, maybe you could just have a buddy shove a jackhammer w/ jellydong attachment up your ass and fire it up upon your desperate prearranged signal.
(BTW, I can't tell you how many times I've heard of Nieuwmarkt Newbies getting gurneyed draped and nude from the red light district w/pup tent pitched after having coronaries doing just what you suggested.)
(BTW, I can't tell you how many times I've heard of Nieuwmarkt Newbies getting gurneyed draped and nude from the red light district w/pup tent pitched after having coronaries doing just what you suggested.)
Yeah...just ask this guy for some pointers...binary visions said:
the really fun thing about overdosing on these things is that if the erection doesn't go away on its own cutting implements are busted out in the ER to cut holes in it and forcibly drain it. no, i'm not kidding. (and no, you can't just leave it like that. no active blood flow in or out in that state will make the tissue die, and that's even worse.)
Says the man with a smoking pot plant avitarllkoolkeg said:
Toshi said:the really fun thing about overdosing on these things is that if the erection doesn't go away on its own cutting implements are busted out in the ER to cut holes in it and forcibly drain it. no, i'm not kidding. (and no, you can't just leave it like that. no active blood flow in or out in that state will make the tissue die, and that's even worse.)
Ya know, I dont want to know how you know that!
Ehhh, he's in medical school.BigMike said:
Toshi said:the really fun thing about overdosing on these things is that if the erection doesn't go away on its own cutting implements are busted out in the ER to cut holes in it and forcibly drain it. no, i'm not kidding. (and no, you can't just leave it like that. no active blood flow in or out in that state will make the tissue die, and that's even worse.)
Exactly. Priapism is no laughing matter.
"Though rare, erections lasting longer than four hours require immediate medical attention."
How stupid would you feel if in the vain attempt to bolster your reputation with the ladies, you killed off your penis? One minute, you've got a regular, fuctional John Thomas; the next, you wake up in the OR with a bandaged, battlescarred bishop that more closely resembles the frostbitten finger nubs of a Nepalese sherpa. Or worse, not wishing to endure the hushed giggles and craning glances of hospital personnel, you forego medical attention and have your blackened manhood fall off in your hand with the next morning's shake-off like you were a leper.
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