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McGRP01

McGRP01

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Toshi said:
the really fun thing about overdosing on these things is that if the erection doesn't go away on its own cutting implements are busted out in the ER to cut holes in it and forcibly drain it. no, i'm not kidding. (and no, you can't just leave it like that. no active blood flow in or out in that state will make the tissue die, and that's even worse.)

:dead:
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Dead pee-pees are no good to anyone! :nope:
 
binary visions

binary visions

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Basically what everyone is saying, konabumm, is that you shouldn't do it, but if you DO try it, when you have your wedding tackle drilled & drained, scarring you for the rest of your life, please let us know if the nurse was hot.
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

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And after the fiasco with the crazy woman in the meeting, I can just see this turning out to be *VERY* entertaining for us. I say go for 2! Forget cutting one and only taking 1/2. Go for the Gusto, Stud! :thumb:

-S.S.-
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
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SkaredShtles said:
And after the fiasco with the crazy woman in the meeting, I can just see this turning out to be *VERY* entertaining for us. I say go for 2! Forget cutting one and only taking 1/2. Go for the Gusto, Stud! :thumb:

-S.S.-
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I agree! You are a healthy young man. Your body can handle a lot! Take 2! Konabumm es muy macho! Let us know how it works out.
 
shocktower

shocktower

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Sep 7, 2001
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I`am 41 all most 42 and I have done some dumb things in my life ,so as a true friend just throw them away ,unless you need the MED`s don`t take them please don`t :nope: :nope: :nope:
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

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Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
binary visions said:
:rolleyes:

You do know that it doesn't actually improve your skills in bed, right?

Hope you have some interesting posters on the walls or ceilings that the "poor girl" can look at when she grows bored with your unimaginative thrusting...

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We have a winner for best post on Wednesday! :thumb:

scrublovers dick drug comment was quite funny as well...
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
Well, while we're busy mixing drugs that shouldn't be mixed in the attempt to assuage phallic performance anxiety, why not add a line of coke or an injection of meth into your peter? Not only will they keep your stiffy at attention, but they'll also give you that added pep to go all night with that special someone. In fact, triple-up with Cialis and Levitra, too, just in case a solitary penile blood vessel remains unbloated. If you're still having trouble getting her off, maybe you could just have a buddy shove a jackhammer w/ jellydong attachment up your ass and fire it up upon your desperate prearranged signal.

(BTW, I can't tell you how many times I've heard of Nieuwmarkt Newbies getting gurneyed draped and nude from the red light district w/pup tent pitched after having coronaries doing just what you suggested.)
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
Exactly. Priapism is no laughing matter.

"Though rare, erections lasting longer than four hours require immediate medical attention."

How stupid would you feel if in the vain attempt to bolster your reputation with the ladies, you killed off your penis? One minute, you've got a regular, fuctional John Thomas; the next, you wake up in the OR with a bandaged, battlescarred bishop that more closely resembles the frostbitten finger nubs of a Nepalese sherpa. Or worse, not wishing to endure the hushed giggles and craning glances of hospital personnel, you forego medical attention and have your blackened manhood fall off in your hand with the next morning's shake-off like you were a leper. :dead: :nope: :dead:
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Goddamn, WHERE do you come up with this stuff! F@#ken funny man!
 
BigMike

BigMike

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Jul 29, 2003
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dh girlie said:
konabumm...you got a free sample in the mail unsolicited? Since when do pharmaceutical companies just mail free samples at random? I thought a doctor had to authorize a free sample?
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yeah, thats a good point, where is my Viagra?
 
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JMAC

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Feb 18, 2002
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konabumm said:
So I'm wondering if anyone WITHOUT a problem has used Viagra. I got some free samples in the mail and I'm thinking about dropping one this weekend but I don't want my "little guy" to explode
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I have a friend (17 years old) at a party at his house his found his dads bottle of them.....he took 2 viagras and couldn't stand for the rest of the party for obvious reasons. He's now in the US marine corp :confused:
 
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JRB

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stoney98 said:
It's fun. It's great for those marathon sessions post drinking. After 2-3 times, and sometimes the extra, um... couple of hours, popping the pill is worth it. Cause, well, if the woman is voracious, you can be asleep. :wink:
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Why doesn't this post surprise me??? Were you needing to please Jennifer Aniston all night???
 
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JRB

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Hey konabumm - you'll end up the horse's ass of ride monkey if you do this and give yourself neverwood syndrome. I sure would hate to use all my minutes in one weekend. I don't think there is a time limit on the bone, but what will you do if you run out of time on the old tracphone and no one will refill your minutes?
 
amateur

amateur

Turbo Monkey
Apr 18, 2002
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Don't be such a little wuss. Take two.

In all seriousness, it works and works well, but isn't all it's cracked up to be. Speeds up reload time though, but doesn't eliminate it.
 
Konabumm

Konabumm

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Jun 13, 2003
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dh girlie said:
We have a winner for best post on Wednesday! :thumb:
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Wow dh girlie this is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.... (Bowing) I am glad that my life could add a little humor to everyone’s week.

Still undecided on weather or not I am going to take one or not.

The temptation of a 3-4 hour woody is pretty sweet but the thought of never getting it up again....... well no piece is worth that.
 
binary visions

binary visions

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konabumm said:
Wow dh girlie this is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.... (Bowing)
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That's funny, considering it was my post she quoted :p

Glad to see you carefully read your own threads...
 
biggins

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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man i have a few friends that use them recreationaly and have never had a problem. i got some free samples once as a gag gift and my buddy paid me 20 bucks for them. he used them over the course of a month with no problems at all.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
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I Are Baboon said:
Yeah, that's much better than what the trained medical professional and med student in this thread have said.
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Dude, just 'cause some people drink bleach and die doesn't mean all of them do. I just talked to a guy who drank some bleach and lived, so I'm gonna do it.
 
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