I Are Baboon said:
What...you don't trust what a guy that guy knows that knows another guy who HEARD about a guy he knows who knew someone that took one?
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What...you don't trust what a guy that guy knows that knows another guy who HEARD about a guy he knows who knew someone that took one?
your right, i really didn't want to listen to what the dr's had to say
binary visions said:
Damn I never thought of bleach...Hell it's cheaper than fine tequila...I'm gonna drink some bleach too.
Geezus people are stupid. Good God, please deliver me from all this idiocy!binary visions said:
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tell me how it goes down...... if its good I'll try some
Just up and do it already...jeez. If you guys are so worried about liquordick, why not take the more rational course of action and just not drink so damned much? If you're trying to put on a good show for a lady, statistics are not going to be in your favor if you get all stupid drunk. Yeah, THAT'S what a lady really wants- a slurring, reeking wreck-of-a-man with a dick that won't stop impaling her even after she'd thought she'd slayed it for the night with a good nut-bust. If you must drink and you still want to service a lady with some degree of suave competence about you, why not just learn your limits? For example, I know through experience that if I get drunk on beer- particularly beer with an ABV >5.5%- a girl is going to have to orally pleasure me until she gets lockjaw if there is to be any hope of her getting some. Now if I drink liquor, no matter what type, if I keep it to 2 or 3 drinks, the buzz actually improves my performance by making it considerably more difficult to come. It's like a mild liquor buzz delays the input to my brain that sets off my ejaculatory triggers, so I can go a good long while and more vigorously w/o worrying about bustin' one before the girl gets off. Instead, you all are going for the easier and more dangerous duct-tape solution of drink yourself unto immutable flaciddity, then try to salvage your reputation and your evening by taking old men's dick drugs to bail yourself out. If the girl has half a brain and any experience with sexually skilled men, she will sniff out the pretender before you make it to home base and you'll be left at the bar or on the couch with your $5-10 stiffy and nowhere but your palm in which to place it.
AHAHAHAHAHA! That's classic...just brilliant!llkoolkeg said:
If you guys are so worried about liquordick, why not take the more rational course of action and just not drink so damned much? If you're trying to put on a good show for a lady, statistics are not going to be in your favor if you get all stupid drunk. Yeah, THAT'S what a lady really wants- a slurring, reeking wreck-of-a-man with a dick that won't stop impaling her even after she'd thought she'd slayed it for the night with a good nut-bust. If you must drink and you still want to service a lady with some degree of suave competence about you, why not just learn your limits? For example, I know through experience that if I get drunk on beer- particularly beer with an ABV >5.5%- a girl is going to have to orally pleasure me until she gets lockjaw if there is to be any hope of her getting some. Now if I drink liquor, no matter what type, if I keep it to 2 or 3 drinks, the buzz actually improves my performance by making it considerably more difficult to come. It's like a mild liquor buzz delays the input to my brain that sets off my ejaculatory triggers, so I can go a good long while and more vigorously w/o worrying about bustin' one before the girl gets off. Instead, you all are going for the easier and more dangerous duct-tape solution of drink yourself unto immutable flaciddity, then try to salvage your reputation and your evening by taking old men's dick drugs to bail yourself out. If the girl has half a brain and any experience with sexually skilled men, she will sniff out the pretender before you make it to home base and you'll be left at the bar or on the couch with your $5-10 stiffy and nowhere but your palm in which to place it.
I'm going to guess that the girl would likely be drunker than he is and a skank ho'......llkoolkeg said:
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SkaredShtles said:I'm going to guess that the girl would likely be drunker than he is and a skank ho'......
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Now why would you say that...the chick from the Penthouse Forum letter...errr I mean the chick that was flashing her garter belts at him at the meeting was a supermodel...
Yeah. Apparently an insane supermodel.dh girlie said:
I'm starting to think that it might not actually be the *girls*........
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Just now?????SkaredShtles said:Yeah. Apparently an insane supermodel.
I'm starting to think that it might not actually be the *girls*........
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i never said she was a supermodel, just good looking
Bear in mind, a chemical crutch will not always be available and Murphy's Law dictates that the 10 times you show up at the bar with one in your wallet next to the condom, you're going home alone...and the one time you forget to bring it is the time you've got a hottie rubbing her legs on yours like a cricket and asking if your car is parked close. How far have we declined as men if we now have little diamond-shaped wear marks in our wallets right next to the ring-shaped ones? Pretty soon, the rub holes are going to make our billfolds look as if they were all acquired for free at the bottom of a fuggin' bag of Lucky Charms! If you sink to that level, I hereby place a pox on your effort-
"May your viagra never produce a chubby until the girl has already given up on you, rolled over and went to sleep!"
"May your viagra never produce a chubby until the girl has already given up on you, rolled over and went to sleep!" 
I'm a trained medical professional, and I've also taken viagra recreationally. These days, if you look at the ads for Cialis, Viagra and levitra, the marketing is indeed shifting toward recreational use. No, they won't come out and say it outright, but when they simply talk about improving the quality of erections, vs treating ED, they're definitely letting you know that they'd like you to ask your doc for some pills for fun. Just my opinion.I Are Baboon said:
The risks of a dangerous drop in blood pressure and of a priaprism are things to consider, but the frequency of occurance is extremely rare. The stuffy nose is fairly likely. Less common, but occasionally occuring is a headache or an alteration in your visual perception...kind of a brighter, almost bluish hue to your visual field. It's actually kind of trippy cool....the blue hue that is, not the headache.
If you do decide to take it without a doctor's supervision / blessing, just make sure you're healthy and not on any contraindicated medications. Start with a half dose (assuming you have the 50mg). If you have 25mg doses, just take one whole pill. The dosing can go as high as 100mg, but you should always take the minimum dose. Don't drink an excessive amount of alcohol, or have a really heavy, greasy meal. If you're tired or not feeling in a sexual mood, it won't give you boundless desire and energy. It will simply help you get and keep an erection. Also, while it will allow you to get it up quicker, and reduce down-time between sessions, it will not help with premature ejaculation...if you're a one minute man, you'll still be a one minute man. Sorry.
The effects are indeed pleasant, as I've experienced. The refractory period is reduced significantly, so once you fire off round one, you're ready to go right away with round two. If you are not physically or mentally stimulated sexually, you won't be walking around with a boner all night....but if a warm breeze passes through your boxers, be prepared for your soldier to salute.
FYI-I dated a woman who enjoyed popping one as well. The increased blood flow to the genital area caused more intense clitoral arousal, and she was almost insatiable when on the blue pill. Very fun, but not something I'm recommending since it is not approved by the FDA for this use.
Good luck and have fun.
Oh yeah, my disclaimer. These comments are not meant to be used as medical advice, rather only as information on common reactions to medications with normal healthy adults. Please consult your physician for specific medical advice.
HAHAHAHA! Have you ever considered a carreer in journalism? Like maybe being the editor of a men's publication? Perhaps hosting your own talk show???llkoolkeg said:Bear in mind, a chemical crutch will not always be available and Murphy's Law dictates that the 10 times you show up at the bar with one in your wallet next to the condom, you're going home alone...and the one time you forget to bring it is the time you've got a hottie rubbing her legs on yours like a cricket and asking if your car is parked close. How far have we declined as men if we now have little diamond-shaped wear marks in our wallets right next to the ring-shaped ones? Pretty soon, the rub holes are going to make our billfolds look as if they were all acquired for free at the bottom of a fuggin' bag of Lucky Charms! If you sink to that level, I hereby place a pox on your effort-
So what you're saying is...if you're a two-pump chump, nuthins gonna help?El Jefe said:
I wondered where you were...I thought...this thread is just PERFECT for El Jefe...
dh girlie said:
You know I'm never far away when there's erection talk.
Wait, that didn't sound so good.
His spider sense began tingling that a penis-related thread was in progress on RM, so he fled the grocery store with his items on the conveyer belt in order to chime in promptly. Anyhow, with his King Kong dong, he has to take Viagra in order to bypass his brain's self-preservation circuit. For fear of resulting insufficient blood supply, his brain never allocates his unit enough to rise past the 4:30 position unless it's protests are overcome with drugs. You know...how before Viagra, horse-hung porno stars could never manage more than a half-baked erection.dh girlie said:
You're like the Dr. Ruth of RM...El Jefe said:
llkoolkeg said:His spider sense began tingling that a penis-related thread was in progress on RM, so he fled the grocery store with his items on the conveyer belt in order to chime in promptly. Anyhow, with his King Kong dong, he has to take Viagra in order to bypass his brain's self-preservation circuit. For fear of resulting insufficient blood supply, his brain never allocates his unit enough to rise past the 4:30 position unless it's protests are overcome with drugs. You know...how before Viagra, horse-hung porno stars could never manage more than a half-baked erection.
OMFGLMAO!
I thought I was the Dr Phil of RM. Dr Phil Ruth?dh girlie said:
llkoolkeg said:His spider sense began tingling that a penis-related thread was in progress on RM, so he fled the grocery store with his items on the conveyer belt in order to chime in promptly. Anyhow, with his King Kong dong, he has to take Viagra in order to bypass his brain's self-preservation circuit. For fear of resulting insufficient blood supply, his brain never allocates his unit enough to rise past the 4:30 position unless it's protests are overcome with drugs. You know...how before Viagra, horse-hung porno stars could never manage more than a half-baked erection.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! jeez dude...that was probably one of your most creative and hysterical posts!!!
Oh and that half-baked erection is called a 'Lazy 8'...of course in El Jefe's case...a 'Lazy Monster'. HAHAHAHAHA!
Now that H.T. is dead, there's big gaping hole for this type of prose....dh girlie said:
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Nope- Dr. Phil Ayshiho.El Jefe said:
I don't get it?llkoolkeg said:
El Jefe said:
Now we are talking.... I am going to be a pill popping women pumping FOOL.....
Thank for all the Info MD
I CANT WAIT
Jesus, dude. If you weren't going to accept any advice besides, "Do it, it's great!", why did you even post this thread?konabumm said:
You clearly had your mind made up already.
Tried a 50 mg "experiment" one night a few years ago with two hookers in Bankok. Got my moneys worth that night! No side effects-just a sore.....
It's not as funny when I spell it out, but here goes- say it phonetically-dh girlie said:I don't get it?
Dock'-ter Fill-AY'-she-oh
...you know, fellatio?
AHAHAHA...ohhhh ok...I got it!llkoolkeg said:
binary visions said:Jesus, dude. If you weren't going to accept any advice besides, "Do it, it's great!", why did you even post this thread?
You clearly had your mind made up already.
I'm still hoping the Almighty God will deliver me from the "general public's" stupidity..........
Note to Viagra-candidate: You saw the " Don't drink an excessive amount of alcohol" advice, right? Kind of goes against what you were going to take the V. for in the first place ("should help after alot of beer"), doesn't it?
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Now aren't you quite the cunning linguist?llkoolkeg said:
I'm not an MD, but I was a PA before I ventured more toward the administrative side of medicine. You should be careful to note any chest pain, dizzy spells, or genital pain, and notify your doctor if these symptoms occur. If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours continuously, go straight to the ER....and show all the nurses!konabumm said:
HAAHAHAHA!El Jefe said:I'm not an MD, but I was a PA before I ventured more toward the administrative side of medicine. You should be careful to note any chest pain, dizzy spells, or genital pain, and notify your doctor if these symptoms occur. If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours continuously, go straight to the ER....and show all the nurses!
El Jefe said:I'm not an MD, but I was a PA before I ventured more toward the administrative side of medicine. You should be careful to note any chest pain, dizzy spells, or genital pain, and notify your doctor if these symptoms occur. If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours continuously, go straight to the ER....and show all the nurses!
Maybe the Nurses will help me with the problem. :nuts:
I guess I just don't understand the logic here.
Yes, we know the severe side effects are rare - that's why the FDA approved the drug. If the side effects were common, it wouldn't have been approved.
However, the side effects are possible. So I don't get why you would you risk losing normal sexual function for the rest of your life or scarring yourself, when there is a completely, 100% safe alternative: drink less and learn some self control.
If you're a two pump man, as was mentioned, this won't help anyway - it'll still be over and done in three and a half seconds. It sounds like that was what you were worried about anyway with the 10 minute comment.. There are books and websites devoted to helping problems like that. If the problem is keeping it up, which is the problem that the drug fixes, well, if you can only keep it up for 10 minutes and you're in any kind of decent shape, then likely you do have a problem and should consult a doctor.
Am I missing something here?
Yes, we know the severe side effects are rare - that's why the FDA approved the drug. If the side effects were common, it wouldn't have been approved.
However, the side effects are possible. So I don't get why you would you risk losing normal sexual function for the rest of your life or scarring yourself, when there is a completely, 100% safe alternative: drink less and learn some self control.
If you're a two pump man, as was mentioned, this won't help anyway - it'll still be over and done in three and a half seconds. It sounds like that was what you were worried about anyway with the 10 minute comment.. There are books and websites devoted to helping problems like that. If the problem is keeping it up, which is the problem that the drug fixes, well, if you can only keep it up for 10 minutes and you're in any kind of decent shape, then likely you do have a problem and should consult a doctor.
Am I missing something here?
Yeah. You're missing the obvious. The populace is retarded.binary visions said:
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Yes...you are missing something here...it's two pump CHUMP...not two pump MAN...binary visions said:
konabumm said:
Yeah...I'm sure they just lay in wait for some doofus thats suffering from side effects from taking Viagra unnecessarily to come in so they can all take a turn to whack him off...
What! Do you mean to suggest that nurses, dental hygienists and Catholic School girls aren't all wearing crotchless or edible panties in the desperate hope that Dong Giovanni will stride through the doors and sweep aside his cape to reveal an oxygen-depleted, purpled pole? Next you'll have us believe that Penthouse Pets don't order Dominos just so that they can answer the door in teddies & t-backs before bequeathing carnal tips!dh girlie said:Yeah...I'm sure they just lay in wait for some doofus thats suffering from side effects from taking Viagra unnecessarily to come in so they can all take a turn to whack him off...
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