Viagra

dh girlie · Feb 25, 2005

llkoolkeg said:
What! Do you mean to suggest that nurses, dental hygienists and Catholic School girls aren't all wearing crotchless or edible panties in the desperate hope that Dong Giovanni will stride through the doors and sweep aside his cape to reveal an oxygen-depleted, purpled pole? Next you'll have us believe that Penthouse Pets don't order Dominos just so that they can answer the door in teddies & t-backs before bequeathing carnal tips!

HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, dude...I needed that! HAHAHAHAHA! Dong Giovanni...too much!

I Are Baboon · Feb 25, 2005

dh girlie said:
Yeah...I'm sure they just lay in wait for some doofus thats suffering from side effects from taking Viagra unnecessarily to come in so they can all take a turn to whack him off...

Hmmm...I wonder if the hospital I work at offers that.

El Jefe · Feb 25, 2005

I Are Baboon said:
Hmmm...I wonder if the hospital I work at offers that.

Yes, I heard your hospital offers that service.....from Gaylord M Focker, RN.

BigMike · Feb 28, 2005

konabumm said:
IT WORKS:

1/2 a pill and got a solid 1 hour out of it. Basically what I did was 2 sessions without it, and after that I popped the pill and was right up ready for a 3rd session. Didn't "O" but had a good time giving her a few.

No side effects.....

Wow dude, just....... wow

llkoolkeg · Feb 28, 2005

konabumm said:
IT WORKS:

1/2 a pill and got a solid 1 hour out of it. Basically what I did was 2 sessions without it, and after that I popped the pill and was right up ready for a 3rd session. Didn't "O" but had a good time giving her a few.

No side effects.....

:this thread is useless w/o HER version of the events, as told to her close female friends:

binary visions · Feb 28, 2005

llkoolkeg said:
:this thread is useless w/o HER version of the events, as told to her close female friends:

You mean comments like:

"Oh, Jesus, I thought he was never going to quit. I had to fake three freakin' orgasms to get him to think he was enough of a man that he could quit his pounding. The only good part of the evening was that I had the time to mentally review last week's project meeting and I think we're actually going to meet the ship date."

I have several questions RE: his post but they're all rather personal so I think I'll leave it alone

BigMike · Feb 28, 2005

binary visions said:
You mean comments like:

"Oh, Jesus, I thought he was never going to quit. I had to fake three freakin' orgasms to get him to think he was enough of a man that he could quit his pounding. The only good part of the evening was that I had the time to mentally review last week's project meeting and I think we're actually going to meet the ship date."

I have several questions RE: his post but they're all rather personal so I think I'll leave it alone

Congrats! you just won the best post of the morning award!

JRB · Feb 28, 2005

I think his custom title should be the jackhammer. :rolleyes:

binary visions · Feb 28, 2005

loco said:
I think his custom title should be the jackhammer.

I think you're giving him too much credit.

Maybe, "The Little Engine That Could(n't)"

- I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

JRB · Feb 28, 2005

binary visions said:
I think you're giving him too much credit.

Maybe, "The Little Engine That Could(n't)" - I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

Meh - surely you didn't think I was being literal. :think:

binary visions · Feb 28, 2005

konabumm said:
Well GOOD JOB

Alright alright, first of all, I'm kidding. If you haven't noticed by the typical tone of my posts, I'm a fairly sarcastic person by nature. Take a deep breath. If you take everything everyone says to heart, you're in for a pretty rough life, especially online. Not to mention my first post in this thread was an anecdote that was relavent to your problem.

Online forums are kinda like a frat house - there's a lot of ribbing and harassment that goes on, from all sides, and you need a tough skin; there's certainly been plenty other comments flung around outside of mine, though I understand you're simply responding to the last one posted.

Second of all, especially if you really dig this girl, popping Viagra on the first date isn't exactly a great start to a relationship. Frankly, there are plenty of ways to "knock her socks off" without even taking it out of your pants, and I guarantee that if you employ those methods, she's going to be just thrilled even if you can't go for three hours at a stretch.

Third... Nope, my life isn't miserable at all. Thanks for playing, though.

llkoolkeg · Feb 28, 2005

kb, I don't think bv, I, or anyone else is trying to make you feel bad; you asked for advice and everyone gave it. Certainly you didn't come here seeking only opinions supportive of your predetermined course of action, right? Some of the responses are tongue-in-cheek and some are based on the belief that you are doing something foolish out of an irrational self-conscious fear that could set unrealistic expectations for future perormance AT BEST or could ultimately prove damaging to your future sexual function...or worse. Nobody faults you for trying to show a girl a good time; you just went about it the easy, Jose Canseco way.

JRB · Feb 28, 2005

konabumm said:
I'm not trying to be a little girl here, and I don't mind having my balls busted but its when its non stop flat out rude comments that bother me.

" I think you're giving him too much credit.

Maybe, "The Little Engine That Could(n't)" - I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

I can take some ball busting..... It just feels like he has something against me... And well that bothered me so I thought I would call him out on it.

I don't think so, but I do know that if you post stuff like the stocking thread and the viagra thread, you have just set yourself up. I don't know if you remember the salon thread, but it was stupid and I got what I deserved.

SkaredShtles · Feb 28, 2005

konabumm said:
I'm not trying to be a little girl here, and I don't mind having my balls busted but its when its non stop flat out rude comments that bother me. <snip>

I can take some ball busting..... It just feels like he has something against me... And well that bothered me so I thought I would call him out on it.

Dude - you left yourself wide open for all this by doing what you did. Some of us (at least me) see it as juvenile and downright dumb.

I'm glad you had a good time, though! :thumb:

-S.S.-

JRB · Feb 28, 2005

SkaredShtles said:
Dude - you left yourself wide open for all this by doing what you did. Some of us (at least me) see it as juvenile and downright dumb.

I'm glad you had a good time, though!

-S.S.-

I think we should have a mod change your handle to Lucy though.

SkaredShtles · Feb 28, 2005

konabumm said:
now see, i can take a little ball busting

The way I see it, you're lucky you didn't *literally* take a ball busting...... :eek:

-S.S.-

dexter · Feb 28, 2005

i have an older buddy that pops cialis like once a month, says his member gets huge and bangs the crap outta his girlfriend for a few hours and leaves her walking like shes been horse back riding for the past 6 years.

JRB · Mar 1, 2005

konabumm said:
Funny, I got a call last night from the girl... She said she had a great time but was hurting today.... HAHA

What this tells me is she had someone last night that she knew would make her hurt today. Good job. She found Hercules and gave him one of your pills. :think:

DieselX · Mar 1, 2005

Earlier in the thread it was mentioned that it's a problem if you have an erection for 4 hours or more... well when I was doing it for my first time a little over 2 years ago, I couldn't bust for 5 hours. I knew it was stange, but didn't think it was irregular since it was my first time. I admit, the next 2 days I couldn't touch my penis. It got swolen and hurt. I had the condom circle enprinted on my penis... funny stuff.

JRB · Mar 1, 2005

The thread just took a turn for the worst. :dead:

The good news is, konabumm isn't the weirdo anymore. :think:

dh girlie · Mar 1, 2005

konabumm said:
I'm not trying to be a little girl here, and I don't mind having my balls busted but its when its non stop flat out rude comments that bother me.

" I think you're giving him too much credit.

Maybe, "The Little Engine That Could(n't)" - I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

I can take some ball busting..... It just feels like he has something against me... And well that bothered me so I thought I would call him out on it.

HAHAHA! I thought those comments were hysterical...he wasn't being rude...just f'n with you...if you're gonna come onto RM and post something like you did...you gotta expect some ribbing...

dh girlie · Mar 1, 2005

loco said:
I don't think so, but I do know that if you post stuff like the stocking thread and the viagra thread, you have just set yourself up. I don't know if you remember the salon thread, but it was stupid and I got what I deserved.

And don't forget your public admission of watching a totally gay chick flick!

JRB · Mar 1, 2005

dh girlie said:
And don't forget your public admission of watching a totally gay chick flick!

But I think I learned from it, no???

JRB · Mar 1, 2005

konabumm said:
ok here we go again........ Ms. dh girlie....... i think there is about 10 pages of ribbing here...... please dont tell me i cant take it........ just thought that comment was a little rude.

Come on Lucy. You don't see the Clifcat dude all mad, and BV said his frames were as heavy as a Ford.

dh girlie · Mar 1, 2005

konabumm said:
ok here we go again........ Ms. dh girlie....... i think there is about 10 pages of ribbing here...... please dont tell me i cant take it........ just thought that comment was a little rude.

Well...it depends on how you have your browser set up as to how many pages there are, but that is irrelevant. If you feel like you can take the ribbing...and there is so much ribbing going on...why would you all the sudden just snap at that one and think it's rude? Its no worse than anything else in this thread.

Oh and a little side note for all you guys thinking that women like to be 'slammed' for 5 hours...I have a secret to share with y'all...it's not quantity...it's quality...if you have skills, that's enough. Just cuz you can pound someone for 3 hours and then thump your chest thinking you're friggin Ron Jeremy, think again...

DieselX · Mar 1, 2005

dh girlie said:
Oh and a little side note for all you guys thinking that women like to be 'slammed' for 5 hours...I have a secret to share with y'all...it's not quantity...it's quality...if you have skills, that's enough. Just cuz you can pound someone for 3 hours and then thump your chest thinking you're friggin Ron Jeremy, think again...

I didn't do it on purpose for that long, it was my first time, I dunno wtf was wrong.

Everything is fine now, my average time is 40 mins.

dh girlie · Mar 1, 2005

konabumm said:
now that was funny

May have been funny, but it's true...

dh girlie · Mar 1, 2005

DieselX said:
I didn't do it on purpose for that long, it was my first time, I dunno wtf was wrong.

Everything is fine now, my average time is 40 mins.

Don't worry...you weren't braggin about it...I've seen guys post not only in this thread that they think they are Thor for being able to keep it up for hours...don't get me wrong...if you have skills, then great...but if you think just that having wood and being able to perform for hours is great for the chick...think again and lay off the recreational penile disfunction drugs!

dh girlie · Mar 1, 2005

konabumm said:
40min........ wow......... the ave. man's time is around 5-7 min....... I read that in playboy so take it for what its worth......

Hmmm...sounds like there are a lot of Two-Pump-Chumps out there!

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