[DRB]

Okay not really but that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this title.

Diesel dreaming of dead-language film trilogy

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11812189/

 

[jimmydean]

Hooked on ebonics?

 

[partsbara]

vin diesel steals blood from the brains of the unborn....

 

[Tenchiro]

I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[partsbara]

I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[Bullitrider]

I thought his best role was in "Knock-around Guys". Other than that I think he's the most over-rated "actor" ever.

 

[LordOpie]

sounds cool. I'll see this project.

 

[partsbara]

sounds cool. I'll see this project.

you are the 'project' stoner

 

[DRB]

sounds cool. I'll see this project.

Anything to watch a gentile get tortured.... bastid.

 

[Jeremy R]

And Jesus says, "I liveth my life a quarter mile at a time."

 

[Thrillkil]

Actually looking at the movie synopsis, this could very well turn out totally awesome.

 

[S.K.C.]

Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Vin Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive furniture models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

...I think this is the movie they are making...

 

[Total Heckler]

And Jesus says, "I liveth my life a quarter mile at a time."

Nice. =]