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  1. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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  2. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    this wrong on so many levels ..


    so they have been going out since they were 12 ..
     
  3. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    14, dumbass. :rofl:
     
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    j.les Monkey

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    Schmoke and a pancake anyone?
     
  5. LOOnatic

    LOOnatic Turbo Monkey

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    A blunt and a blintz:rimshot:
     
  6. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    waffles and winstons.
     
  7. jebfour

    jebfour Turbo Monkey

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    If they had a broken down down Trans-Am and a double-wide in that parking lot, then it's safe to say that they would have hit on every single red-neck stereotype known to man.
     
  8. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    You forgot about the rusty broken appliances. I think you need at least three to qualify.
     
  9. jebfour

    jebfour Turbo Monkey

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    Touché

    If said appliances are nearly invisible due to the un-mowed grass, then you have achieved the crowing jewel. That might be tough to pull off in a parking lot though...
     
  10. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    :rofl:
     
  11. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    its called redneck math :imstupid:
     
  12. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Ahem. As a person that was born and raised in the heart of the South, let me be specifically and as technically clear as I can be on this.

    There is a world of difference, believe it or not, between redneck and plain white trash.

    Judge the link and slideshow for yourself...
     
  13. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    QFT. Awesome set of pics though.
     
  14. mattmatt86

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    The comments at the bottom of the article are almost as funny as the slide show.
     
  15. w00dy

    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    that's why we drink it here
    You know, there just aren't enough predators these days to weed out the slower humans.
     
  16. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    #16 -   Jul 14, 2008
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  17. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Yessss! The camo=redneck. The waffle house sitting on milk crates=white trash.
     
  18. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    I'd argue that redneck is simply a specific genre of white trash.
     
  19. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    freaking awesome - I love waffle house
     
  20. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    You have it backwards. The white trash is a sub-genus of standard redneck.
     
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    laura DH_Laura

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    Absolutely not. There are several different kinds of white trash, some that are a far cry from redneck. If you are a redneck, you are white trash, but just because you are white trash doesn't automatically put you in the redneck category. I can venn diagram this for you, if a visual will help.
     
  22. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    I respectfully disagree. Just because you are a redneck, does NOT automatically make you white trash. That's like saying every black dude is a baggy pants crack dealer.
     
  23. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    You must be a redneck.
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    No, it's "you might be a redneck if.."
     
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    stosh Darth Bailer

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    You're arguing with and anthropologist for god's sake. GIVE IT UP!
     
  26. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Isn't a redneck just a piece of white trash who takes pride in being white trash?
     
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    Fixed it for ya. :happydance:
     
  28. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    The amount of cellulite...

    Incredible.

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  29. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    A two day honeymoon, I'd say that is the probably the worst honeymoon every but you probably can't afford much else on Waffle House wages.
     
  30. KavuRider

    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    The people in those photos are such exact stereotypes that it almost seems staged.
    Except that I grew up around people like that...
    So I know they are real.
     
  31. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    No. Being a redneck is a culture thing, not a title.
     
  32. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    This is fabulous.
     
  33. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Yeah a culture of cheap beer, professional wrestling, high rates of child sexual molestation and NASCAR. Great.
     
  34. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    OK, not to distract from the lovely couple nuptials, let me explain myself a bit:

    Redneck as a culture thing means to me that I prefer the 'country' lifestyle of living. i.e. rather grill out with a cooler full of good beer out back on a lake somewhere; proud of my southern heritage; the fact that there are certain values I have as a 'redneck' southerner, I say m'aam and sir, respect my elders, treat people nicely, etc.

    I do not own a trailer, or have cars on blocks, a coon dog on the porch, nor do I beat my wife, smoke Pall Malls or Winstons, drink nothing but Coors Light, nor do I hate any particular race or breed of people other than the stupid, arrogant and ignorant.

    Trying to pin a certain behavior or sterotype on 'redneck' to me is like trying to pin down a certain behavior or sterotype on a 'yankee'. I know that not ALL people from north of Virginia talk like New Yorkers, are rude, cold and always in a hurry nor do they all have such tight assed opinions about everything in the world that they assume everyone else is wrong.
     
  35. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    You forget that us ignorant hick rednecks don't like Catholics?


    Everything else is about par. I do enjoy a good NASCAR race. Cheap beer? Ever been to a cross race and watched the messenger wannabes chugging PBR??

    'Rasslin ain't no worse low brow entertainment drivvle than "I Survived A Japanese Game Show" or America's Got Talent...
     
  36. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    No, a 'country' lifestyle and a redneck lifestyle are not the same thing. Sorry you're confused there.
     
  37. KavuRider

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    ^ Qft ^
     
  38. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Maybe I'm confused to what you guys consider redneck.

    Jesse Helms wasn't a redneck, he was a jackass racist.

    Larry the Cable guy is a redneck.

    The people in the Waffle house wedding are white trash.

    Where I'm from (northeastern Ga./east Texas) we considered good ol boys out duck hunting, spittin' Copenhagen, muddin' 4x4s as rednecks.
     
  39. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Here, let's compromise.

    Redneck = White trash with 4X4s and racist tendencies.
     
  40. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    god i hope that's not for long in your case... :D