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Magnets? How do they work?I get to play chaperon to a bunch of second graders at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science today.
Bored in the cube farm? Bring some high power magnets to work and play desk hockey.
Always bored in the cube. I'd rather be killing time in the dong shed.Bored in the cube farm? Bring some high power magnets to work and play desk hockey.
Just called up management and yelled at them for fucking with the project plan I put together. The guy taking over my stuff is a noob and would get walked over if someone didn't stand up. That felt good, not a bad way to finish of my last few hours here.
Conversation that just happened at work:
Coworker: "I just replaced my coffee maker at home with a French press, and I'm kind of shocked at how much better the coffee is"
Me: "Only downside is that they're kind of annoying to clean"
My boss: "You're only saying that because you've never tried to clean a fleshlight"
Coworker: "I just replaced my coffee maker at home with a French press, and I'm kind of shocked at how much better the coffee is"
Me: "Only downside is that they're kind of annoying to clean"
My boss: "You're only saying that because you've never tried to clean a fleshlight"
Truck got hit by some clown in the parking lot at work.
At least dude did the right thing, called the popo, and came and found me with his insurance info.
Could be worse, just some bumper paint damage.
Did some strong work to his plastic bumpers....
At least dude did the right thing, called the popo, and came and found me with his insurance info.
Could be worse, just some bumper paint damage.
Did some strong work to his plastic bumpers....
My wife teaches at this school. Cock block game by other teachers is strong.
Beer?
$tinkle is/was in monument. Truth be told, I'm not really convinced he's alive still. He hasn't been on here in forever and the number I have for him hasn't worked in at least a year.
Lizard People got him.
Must google fleshlight... no, I'm lying.
When are you starting the new job?
My company has a manufacturing plant there
I wasn't aware anything got manufactured in Monument, other than Meth and desperate housewives. TIL.
skied pow today. then napped, then went and helped build a fence. now time to make dinner...chicken soup.
Bike confirmed delivered in Tucson.
Hilarie, of course, chose to throw a shitter about the trip this afternoon.
Almost ready to start driving tomorrow morning.
Hilarie, of course, chose to throw a shitter about the trip this afternoon.
Almost ready to start driving tomorrow morning.
More OCD trail riding as per usual, and sopes de pollo y papusa de puerco. Burp
Reminds me of talking in Japanese at customs at Narita in about 2003. He asked me where I was staying. I said my grandparents house, but had not a clue of the address or phone number. He let me through after I described how I walked there from the Kichijoji stop on the Chuo line.
while it is still wednesday in my time zone, this thread needs...
You wouldn't have a chance as a visitor with a similar approach at the US border.
It helps to look Japanese, have a Japanese (first) name, and speak ( limited but good enough here) Japanese, for sure.
Imagine customs with Trump in charge...
Desperate housewives? Hmm...