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SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
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The Ishoe

Well, I can now officially become even more of a fat ass with the help of these. Thank god for invention. We can make Ishoes, but can't cure cancer or the 9 hour erection.

USA, all the way!
 

Prettym1k3

Turbo Monkey
Aug 21, 2006
2,867
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In your pants
Saw this on pandachute or yahoo! or something today.

Interesting idea except that the guy constantly looks like he's afraid the shoes are going to take off on their own, and he'll fall over.
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
That stuff is killer, been out for about five years.

Makes feeding a house full of hung over mardi gras floor crashers so much faster.

I hear they're coming out with a version that works in the microwave. I am going to put hotdogs and bacon in it before I cook it, leading to the best breakfast in the history of man...
 

LeRoy

Monkey
Apr 11, 2002
381
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Wellington - NZ
I think there is a product out that has the bisquick beat. I have heard from some of my friends in Canada that they've been gorging themselves on pancake batter that comes from an aerosol can.
 

LeRoy

Monkey
Apr 11, 2002
381
0
Wellington - NZ
I just watched an iShoes thing on youtube... As if the product and name weren't dorky enough, the guy demoing them is rocking a helmet. Perfect for the college campus... If social suicide is your mission.