Walking; finally rendered obsolete!

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  1. SVPPB

    SVPPB Monkey

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    The Ishoe

    Well, I can now officially become even more of a fat ass with the help of these. Thank god for invention. We can make Ishoes, but can't cure cancer or the 9 hour erection.

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    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    Saw this on pandachute or yahoo! or something today.

    Interesting idea except that the guy constantly looks like he's afraid the shoes are going to take off on their own, and he'll fall over.
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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  5. SVPPB

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    That stuff is killer, been out for about five years.

    Makes feeding a house full of hung over mardi gras floor crashers so much faster.

    I hear they're coming out with a version that works in the microwave. I am going to put hotdogs and bacon in it before I cook it, leading to the best breakfast in the history of man...
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    ...and that much more plastic in the landfill. Yay!!!!!
     
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    SVPPB Monkey

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    Like you'll be alive when it really becomes an issue.
     
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    Bah, all my trash goes to the incinerator.
     
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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    There was a guy at Interbike zipping around on an electric skateboard. Much faster than the iFruitboots. Much less likely to get you laughed at.
     
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    I think there is a product out that has the bisquick beat. I have heard from some of my friends in Canada that they've been gorging themselves on pancake batter that comes from an aerosol can.
     
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    I just watched an iShoes thing on youtube... As if the product and name weren't dorky enough, the guy demoing them is rocking a helmet. Perfect for the college campus... If social suicide is your mission.