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Warning to all men!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cannondalejunky, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs
    to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

    Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target
    unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
    available almost anywhere. It come in bottles, cans, from taps, and in
    large "kegs".

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
    their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
    needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
    simply asks him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered
    helpless against this approach.

    After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
    acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
    attracted to. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy
    memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with
    just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
    savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship".

    It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
    shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of
    servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage". Apparently, men are
    much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is
    offered by the predatory females.

    Please give this warning to every male you know.

    If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
    administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
    town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an
    open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
    Yellow pages.
     

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  2. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    HAHA, OMG!!!! I JUST ROFLMAO'D SO HARD I CRAPPED MY PANTS!!!
     
  3. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
  4. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    Thats awesome!!! And coming from the same town I am in.
     
  5. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    Please make his title "pants crapper". Thank you.
     
  6. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    An oldie but a goodie...

    :)
     
  7. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    I definitely lollered.
     
  8. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Damn I vote him best poster of the year. Usually a new guys 20th posts, he trys to be a smart ass. But that was actually good. That gets three thumbs. :thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
  9. reflux

    reflux Turbo Monkey

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    SNL reference: Opps, I crapped my pants!
     
  10. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    I'm not sure, but I think I may have been a victim of this devious scheme. Several times.
     
  11. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    "I woke up... Pants undone... Dripping blood... OhhHhhHhhhw. Dripping blood...."
     
  12. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    :) that was good but i have seen it before
     
  13. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    lol...thanks for the comments...best poster of the year rofl...i could get used to that...but this is jus somethin i found on a site a few days ago and figured u guys might like it
     
  14. Flakey Jake

    Flakey Jake Monkey

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    omg, i think that happened to me the other night. I feel so dirty!