[LordOpie]

When Qui Gon asks Anakin's mom about his father, she says that there is no father, she doesn't know how she got pregnant.

And when Anakin quotes Jesus to Obi-Wan, "You are either for me or against me" (Matthew 12:30), Obi-Wan says "Only the Sith deal in absolutes."

Darth Jesus?

 

[valve bouncer]

No...

 

[BurlyShirley]

Id like to see Jesus ride an ass in one of those landspeeder races.

 

[MMike]

Id like to see Jesus ride an ass in one of those landspeeder races.

He could put ACME rocket shoes on the ass, and he would own.

 

[BurlyShirley]

He could put ACME rocket shoes on the ass, and he would own.

For some reason the donkey from shrek came to mind. Haha. Eddie Murphy with rockets tied to him and jesus on his back beating him with a stick.

...someone get a screenplay together.

 

[LordOpie]

nice.

Can't we have just one serious discussion?! :mumble:

 

[MudGrrl]

serious discussions are reserved for the P&WN forum.... go there...







oh


wait

 

[Echo]

The whole "midichlorian" thing probably got lost when the Romans translated the bible.

 

[LordOpie]

midichlorian = jew purity

hell yeah I'm a jedi.

 

[MMike]

a jedi with ACME rocket shoes...THEN you'd be unstoppable.

 

[LordOpie]

a jedi with ACME rocket shoes...THEN you'd be unstoppable.

You're pondering what would be if Bobo Fett was a Jedi?

Heh, that's too much power for one universe.


bored@work

 

[Echo]

Pfft. That whole Fett family was a bunch of blowhard sh!t-talkers. When it came down to an actual fight, Jango got straight up PWN3D by Mace Windu.

 

[LordOpie]

maybe, but Boba took Obi Wan 12 rounds to an indecision.

 

[Echo]

maybe, but Boba took Obi Wan 12 rounds to an indecision.

That clutz Boba tripped over his own shoe and fell into some sand creature's mouth.

 

[LordOpie]

That clutz Boba tripped over his own shoe and fell into some sand creature's mouth.

Didn't Han shoot his foot?

And Han DID shoot Greedo first.


still bored at work.

 

[Echo]

Didn't Han shoot his foot?

And Han DID shoot Greedo first.


still bored at work.

Actually I think he bumped his rocket pack into something and it ignited, and he did an impression of a balloon getting inflated and let go.

Bored too. Electricians are SLOW.

 

[DRB]

Electricians are SLOW.

No they are in a union.

 

[LordOpie]

Actually I think he bumped his rocket pack into something and it ignited, and he did an impression of a balloon getting inflated and let go.

oh right, well, congrats on being a bigger geek.

Buy in my defense, I'm old and can't remember... also, Boba was old too in Jedi, so that's one reason. I'd guess he was pushing 60 years old.

EDIT: bored bored bored.

 

[sanjuro]

You guys might try a search of George Lucas and "derivative"...

 

[kidwoo]

You guys might try a search of George Lucas and "derivative"...

I think they would do better to search "hot asian teens" or click on one of those TRUE banner ads on this site.

 

[Echo]

oh right, well, congrats on being a bigger geek.

Sadly, this isn't the first time I've heard that.

 

[moff_quigley]

Actually I think he bumped his rocket pack into something and it ignited, and he did an impression of a balloon getting inflated and let go.

Han got off a wild hit with a stick (gaffi stick p'haps) from one of Jabba's henchmen. Chewie tells Han Boba's on the skiff with them, Han says "Boba Fett? Where?" Spins around and hits Fett's pack with the stick.

edit: Fett woulda been 40 or so tops by the time of ROTJ.

 

[LordOpie]

^ winner!

 

[moff_quigley]

^ winner!

:takes a bow: Classic trilogy rules.

 

[LordOpie]

 

[moff_quigley]

Hey now...I'm not the one that combined Jedi lore and the Gospel of Matthew to come up with Darth Jesus.

 

[MMike]

I thought Hand Solo did a got Dr. Spock to do a vulcan death grip on Grido

 

[rockwool]

Han got off a wild hit with a stick (gaffi stick p'haps) from one of Jabba's henchmen. Chewie tells Han Boba's on the skiff with them, Han says "Boba Fett? Where?" Spins around and hits Fett's pack with the stick.

edit: Fett woulda been 40 or so tops by the time of ROTJ.

Could you say that in beatnickian?

 

[moff_quigley]

Delusional socialist hippikian?

 

[golgiaparatus]

Pfft. That whole Fett family was a bunch of blowhard sh!t-talkers. When it came down to an actual fight, Jango got straight up PWN3D by Mace Windu.

That dont count... even the emperor got pwned my mace windu... well until Anakin pwned Mace who then flipped a pwnage reverse dark jedi shock pwn on his arse!

 

[LordOpie]

That dont count... even the emperor got pwned my mace windu... well until Anakin pwned Mace who then flipped a pwnage reverse dark jedi shock pwn on his arse!

Really? You think the Emperor got owned by Mace? Were you watching the movies?

 

[Westy]

This thread is like a foreign language to me.

 

[Echo]

Really? You think the Emperor got owned by Mace? Were you watching the movies?

If Mace had chopped up the emperor instead of engaging in a moral debate with Anakin, the emperor would have been pwn3d. Of course then there would be no episode 4,5,6.

 

[moff_quigley]

If Mace had chopped up the emperor instead of engaging in a moral debate with Anakin, the emperor would have been pwn3d. Of course then there would be no episode 4,5,6.

 

[LordOpie]

If Mace had chopped up the emperor instead of engaging in a moral debate with Anakin, the emperor would have been pwn3d. Of course then there would be no episode 4,5,6.

It was A SET UP!

The Emperor took Yoda to a tie, so he obviously has real power. He knew Mace would hesistate long enough to sink the idea of killing him into Mace and long enough to convince anakin that he had to stop Mace.

The Emperor was not owned by Mace. The Emperor owned Mace -and- Anakin at the same time.

He's crafty.

 

[Echo]

It was A SET UP!

The Emperor took Yoda to a tie, so he obviously has real power. He knew Mace would hesistate long enough to sink the idea of killing him into Mace and long enough to convince anakin that he had to stop Mace.

The Emperor was not owned by Mace. The Emperor owned Mace -and- Anakin at the same time.

He's crafty.

True. He was playing with fire though. It takes a pretty hefty set of nads to allow a Jedi to hold a lightsaber to your neck, hoping that the stupid kid standing there will cut off the Jedi's hands.

 

[dhbuilder]

if only the xacto knife had found an artery.