[Avy]

So the wife has made an order to make this happen. I have never done before. Top shelf of course on the Tequila. It shall be a small melon as it is just me and her. Half Bottle? Anyway, you need to know that there is no less than 5 humans searching for the perfect melon as you read this. I’m talking spreadsheets,core samples, the whole Nine Yards. What I don’t have is the proper method.Thank You for time.

Avy

 

[Westy]

Drink your booze. Eat your melons.

You'll get drunk easier and the melon will taste better.

Hell, buttchug the melon and drink the vodka, or something like that.

 

[Nick]

9 posts in 14 fucking years?

also, I agree with him up there. ^^^ ^^^ ^^^

 

[Kevin]

We used to do this with vodka.
Ruins the watermelon if you ask me.

 

[eaterofdog]

This is how you sneak booze into prisons, not something you do willingly.

 

[Jozz]

This is how you sneak booze into prisons, not something you do willingly.

Vodka in melon, melon in ass?