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We all gon die. The pandemic thread.

kidwoo

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No, no, you're doing that wrong. You have to confess your sins to a priest. Basically you go into a closet and tell an overly enthusiastic dude in a robe how many times you jerk off.
closets my jam yo




I hadn't even noticed a few days ago but we surpassed the entire planet in terms of deaths a few days ago, even taking into account 'suspected covid' death certificates.

Fuck we win so hard. Such god damned winners.


LIBERATE...........................BRAINS!!!!!!!!! BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
6,499
2,805
Confirmed deaths (absolute)Population (in millions)Deaths per million
Belgium5,68311.42497.55
Spain20,45346.72437.74
Italy23,66060.43391.52
France19,71866.99294.35
United Kingdom16,06066.49241.54
Netherlands3,68417.23213.8
Switzerland1,3938.52163.56
Sweden1,54010.18151.23
Ireland6104.85125.68
United States40,616327.17124.14
Portugal71410.2869.44
Iran5,11881.862.57
Denmark3555.861.23



Confirmed casesNumber of deathsDeath rate (%)
Belgium38,4965,68314.76
Algeria2,62937514.26
United Kingdom120,06716,06013.38
Italy178,97223,66013.22
France152,89419,71812.9
Netherlands32,6553,68411.28
Sweden14,3851,54010.71
Spain198,67420,45310.29
Hungary1,98419910.03
Indonesia6,5755828.85
Mexico8,2616868.3
Egypt3,1442397.6
Philippines6,2594096.53
Confirmed casesNumber of deathsDeath rate (%)
Brazil38,6542,4626.37
Iran82,2115,1186.23
Slovenia1,330745.56
China83,8174,6365.53
United States758,34740,6165.36
Iraq1,539825.33
Romania8,7464515.16
Greece2,2351135.06
Switzerland27,7401,3935.02
Ecuador9,4684745.01
Morocco2,8551414.94
Dominican Republic4,6802264.83
Denmark7,3843554.81
 
Confirmed deaths (absolute)Population (in millions)Deaths per million
Belgium5,68311.42497.55
Spain20,45346.72437.74
Italy23,66060.43391.52
France19,71866.99294.35
United Kingdom16,06066.49241.54
Netherlands3,68417.23213.8
Switzerland1,3938.52163.56
Sweden1,54010.18151.23
Ireland6104.85125.68
United States40,616327.17124.14
Portugal71410.2869.44
Iran5,11881.862.57
Denmark3555.861.23



Confirmed casesNumber of deathsDeath rate (%)
Belgium38,4965,68314.76
Algeria2,62937514.26
United Kingdom120,06716,06013.38
Italy178,97223,66013.22
France152,89419,71812.9
Netherlands32,6553,68411.28
Sweden14,3851,54010.71
Spain198,67420,45310.29
Hungary1,98419910.03
Indonesia6,5755828.85
Mexico8,2616868.3
Egypt3,1442397.6
Philippines6,2594096.53

Confirmed casesNumber of deathsDeath rate (%)
Brazil38,6542,4626.37
Iran82,2115,1186.23
Slovenia1,330745.56
China83,8174,6365.53
United States758,34740,6165.36
Iraq1,539825.33
Romania8,7464515.16
Greece2,2351135.06
Switzerland27,7401,3935.02
Ecuador9,4684745.01
Morocco2,8551414.94
Dominican Republic4,6802264.83
Denmark7,3843554.81
Source, please?
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
25,086
16,919
where the trails are
OK smart monkeys; so now that large areas are ditching stay at home rules and milling about on the beaches, how long until we start to see spikes in new cases, hospitalizations and deaths in those areas? 2-3 weeks?
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,539
15,064
OK smart monkeys; so now that large areas are ditching stay at home rules and milling about on the beaches, how long until we start to see spikes in new cases, hospitalizations and deaths in those areas? 2-3 weeks?
Standard monkey answer, 2 weeks.
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
OK smart monkeys; so now that large areas are ditching stay at home rules and milling about on the beaches, how long until we start to see spikes in new cases, hospitalizations and deaths in those areas? 2-3 weeks?
*ahem

New rule.

Every freedom lover who dies on or around June 5 has not died of covid.

Rather they succumbed to complications due to the covfefe 2020.
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Got it. Thanks.
What is summit county saying (if anything) about summer traffic/activities at this point?

I went for a drive over a mile for the first time in a month yesterday and just got a flashback of what summer traffic in tahoe usually looks like.

I got real skeerd.

Gonna be a mix of covfefe-2020 and wealth flu going around here I think.
 
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Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
25,086
16,919
where the trails are
What is summit county saying (if anything) about summer traffic/activities at this point?

I went for a drive over a mile for the first time in a month yesterday and just got a flashback of what summer traffic in tahoe usually looks like.

I got real skeerd.

Gonna be a mix of covfefe-2020 and wealth flu going around here I think.
I haven't heard jack about shit. No word of anything opening yet. Im assuming bike parks opening is unlikely. Can't close the forests, but I bet tourism will be a bust compared to normal.

Not summit, but Grand County buzz is don't do shit this summer and put all their eggs in a normal ski season starting in November / December.
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
25,086
16,919
where the trails are
Ski areas/bike parks/scenic lift rides aside, those areas a shit shows for 1,000 different reasons.

I basically think of these mountain towns like florida beaches.
Losing a full calendar year could destroy a county like Summit. I'd wager the majority of the full time residents are 1 or 2 months from moving back to Cleveland without a regular paycheck.

Watch for real estate deals, coming soon.
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
25,086
16,919
where the trails are
first ... :tinfoil: ok,

I've been reading on reddit about these 'astroturfing' campaigns around these protests. the same group has organized many of them from Florida, high probability tied to pro-gun groups, all faking a grassroots protest in these communities and all happening simultaneously over the last few days. I wonder who would do such a thing. Do you know, comrade?

:tinfoil: /off
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Losing a full calendar year could destroy a county like Summit. I'd wager the majority of the full time residents are 1 or 2 months from moving back to Cleveland without a regular paycheck.

Watch for real estate deals, coming soon.
No offense because I literally live in a mirrored community: but I say let it fucking crash. This is a messed up system we've allowed to take over anywhere with a ski lift and a view. It's the recreation industry's 'too big to fail' bullshit all consolidated into one or two massive companies with real estate capital investment vultures picking the bones. If the gov't didn't have its head so far up wall street's ass, workers could be floated while the fiefdom falls. Instead we're giving to the people who least need to be propped up, at the expense of those who do. That was supposed to be the entire intent of the legislation. But yeah........

I'm trying to find out if vail or alterra got a PPP loan. If anyone knows where to find that hook a brother up.

Real estate deals: all that's going to happen is the same thing that did in 2008 again. More consolidation, less access for real people.......yadda yadda yadda.
 
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DaveW

Space Monkey
Jul 2, 2001
11,726
3,211
The bunker at parliament
Meanwhile in hobbitville, the parliamentary leader of the opposition posts on farcebook bitching about the governments decision to continue the lockdown for another week before easing it.

21k comments and 95%+ of them are ripping the bejessus out of him.

Currently the polls are showing 88% of the population have confidence in the government leadership & response to Covid-19.
I don't fancy the plonkers chances in the election later this year which is good, I'm fair pissed off with their drift further and further into the Trump/Moscow Mitch style of politics.
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
25,086
16,919
where the trails are
first ... :tinfoil: ok,

I've been reading on reddit about these 'astroturfing' campaigns around these protests. the same group has organized many of them from Florida, high probability tied to pro-gun groups, all faking a grassroots protest in these communities and all happening simultaneously over the last few days. I wonder who would do such a thing. Do you know, comrade?

:tinfoil: /off
nope, good ol' Mericans trying to make a dollar.
 

mykel

closer to Periwinkle
Apr 19, 2013
5,602
4,308
sw ontario canada
I don't... I can't.... I just got absolutely nothing.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


If this is not a bit of parody, then the tail end of the bell curve really is trolling the depths.
 
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