We all gon die. The pandemic thread.
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A chick in Jacksonville going on about how they can't get the CorEbolAids because they are not in Miami, are not Mexican, and are not drinking Corona beer, out of glass bottles. They drink Natural Light because it is Natural and Light and comes in Aluminum cans so is Corona proof....she then went on about how it is too hot for the virus ( and here I thought Miami was further south and has a higher mean temp ). The ending bit about needing toilet paper to soak up ball/vag sweat was the piece de resistance....
Looks like I may have been right:
"So I posted a video that was shared by over 4,600 people, so far so good... Over 1,000 people commented on the video, so far so good... The video is a HUGE joke, carried out by a brilliant actress, however Facebook says "This post goes against our Community Standards on misinformation that can cause physical harm". "
"So I posted a video that was shared by over 4,600 people, so far so good... Over 1,000 people commented on the video, so far so good... The video is a HUGE joke, carried out by a brilliant actress, however Facebook says "This post goes against our Community Standards on misinformation that can cause physical harm". "
parody or not, I need to find thatA chick in Jacksonville going on about how they can't get the CorEbolAids because they are not in Miami, are not Mexican, and are not drinking Corona beer, out of glass bottles. They drink Natural Light because it is Natural and Light and comes in Aluminum cans so is Corona proof....she then went on about how it is too hot for the virus ( and here I thought Miami was further south and has a higher mean temp ). The ending bit about needing toilet paper to soak up ball/vag sweat was the piece de resistance....
So maybe I'm trying on tin foil hats here, but the reopening of the economy in GA has some suspicious choices for first businesses.
www.cnn.com
Some of theses choices seem to be targeted towards a specific demographic. One, that lets say is not a GOP constituency. Nail salons, massage therapists and tattoo studios are pretty much the opposite of social distancing and not businesses favored by conservatives. Why those places and not office buildings, banks, law offices, etc. ? Could the GOP down in GA be experimenting on "lower classes" before getting themselves into danger ? They have been blathering on about how some sacrifices will have to be made in order to save the economy.
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp faces resistance over move to reopen economy
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is running into resistance from mayors and businesses who fear a new wave of coronavirus infections as he seeks an early end to his state's shutdown.
www.cnn.com
Some of theses choices seem to be targeted towards a specific demographic. One, that lets say is not a GOP constituency. Nail salons, massage therapists and tattoo studios are pretty much the opposite of social distancing and not businesses favored by conservatives. Why those places and not office buildings, banks, law offices, etc. ? Could the GOP down in GA be experimenting on "lower classes" before getting themselves into danger ? They have been blathering on about how some sacrifices will have to be made in order to save the economy.
At Briefing, Trump Tries To Deny That He Held Rallies During A Pandemic
Reporter Yamiche Alcindor asks Trump about the rallies he held amid virus pandemic at White House briefing.
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Noticed that there has been a significant uptick in cases in some pretty rural areas, North Dakota, Iowa, Kentucky and rural Ohio. The question is whether or not this is just the disease finding its way to remote areas or just a case of freedumbs/cofveve?
So maybe I'm trying on tin foil hats here, but the reopening of the economy in GA has some suspicious choices for first businesses.
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp faces resistance over move to reopen economy
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is running into resistance from mayors and businesses who fear a new wave of coronavirus infections as he seeks an early end to his state's shutdown.
Some of theses choices seem to be targeted towards a specific demographic. One, that lets say is not a GOP constituency. Nail salons, massage therapists and tattoo studios are pretty much the opposite of social distancing and not businesses favored by conservatives. Why those places and not office buildings, banks, law offices, etc. ? Could the GOP down in GA be experimenting on "lower classes" before getting themselves into danger ? They have been blathering on about how some sacrifices will have to be made in order to save the economy.
I used to live in atlanta. In that context it's a lot of black people. Everywhere else in georgia it's that weird fat white person thing that's racist as fuck but still gets their nails done like black people with toothless fuck racists sons that dig hip hop.
Basically the poors. Yes you're correct.
i'm sorry. i lived in south florida for three years. i understand.
cuban food though......
toss up on the grub. About the only thing I miss about atlanta.
Yep. We're fucked.
I just drove up to my office to pick something up. Looks like any summer weekend with traffic, bikes crossing the road, dude bros high fiving at a golf course that is apparently open now.
And the local hospital is about to dismantle its covid unit overflow because it needs to make room for elective surgeries to return. Where da money iz
Hey China: hold my beer
I just drove up to my office to pick something up. Looks like any summer weekend with traffic, bikes crossing the road, dude bros high fiving at a golf course that is apparently open now.
And the local hospital is about to dismantle its covid unit overflow because it needs to make room for elective surgeries to return. Where da money iz
Hey China: hold my beer
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That's someone from california doing a hick accent. Spotted that immediately
such a shame. Because I know there's a video out there of a born and raised saying the same shit
The accent is clearly fake, but the fat chinless dullard look is spot on. I am guessing she is from St Louis.
Peter Navarro just said on television that China spawned the virus on the world, most likely from a biological weapons lab, but only after they bought up all of the global inventory on PPE.
Trump says something stupid. Everyone beneath him has to say something stupiderer to relieve pressure.
I think I'm exposing my unwillingness to accept that these people might genuinely be this dumb. Fox news knows what they're doing, they're just assholes. But I think the people they get in power might genuinely just be this dense.
I think I'm exposing my unwillingness to accept that these people might genuinely be this dumb. Fox news knows what they're doing, they're just assholes. But I think the people they get in power might genuinely just be this dense.
I too have struggled with this for Herr Twitler’s term. While he is clearly ignorant of many things necessary for his position, such as basic science, world history, etc., as well as appearing to have some cognitive impairment. He has a remarkable ability for manipulation. And that contradicts his lack of intelligence argument. A Sociopathic Savant perhaps.
I should have been clearer. Trump is a fucking moron. Born rich, made richer by idiots who paid to use his name, plenty of room to fail.........he's literally had no motivation or need in life to ever learn or become good at anything. So he hasn't.
I'm talking about all the yes men around him. They all have to pretend to be as dumb as he is just because he's the one in power.
I've zero problem believing trump is a dipshit. He isn't manipulating anything through intellect or insight. He's got people telling him the importance of letting post office fail because of the liklihood of mail in ballots this fall. He only had people doing what he says because it's now officially a cult, and he's the figure head.
Stephan Miller is the most evil man alive. Change my mind.
Edit: "PeeWee Hermann Goerring"
Edit: "PeeWee Hermann Goerring"
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You mean Conway and the puppets pulling the strings?
No, 6.2
America all summed up
Read the obvious, then read the license plate
Read the obvious, then read the license plate
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I haven't poked around my spreadsheet for a few days but it's safe to say that we've officially flattened curve for now, at least nationally.
Key issues: Manhattan and the surrounding health providers literally collapsing under the load...cooler trucks for morgues. A muted (but continual) spread of infection pretty much everywhere else. We still don't have real testing coverage.
I said a while ago that we're probably going to be the only country that double (triple?) peaks, or at least do it the most spectacularly, and everyone knows the conversations going on.
Mark my words. The next 3 weeks are where we blow this even worse.
Watch the south......as always.
Key issues: Manhattan and the surrounding health providers literally collapsing under the load...cooler trucks for morgues. A muted (but continual) spread of infection pretty much everywhere else. We still don't have real testing coverage.
I said a while ago that we're probably going to be the only country that double (triple?) peaks, or at least do it the most spectacularly, and everyone knows the conversations going on.
Mark my words. The next 3 weeks are where we blow this even worse.
Watch the south......as always.
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Yup, for many this isn't real, wether they think it's a hoax or just a flu blown out of proportion. But I fear you are right and another wave/spike is coming. How can it not when social distancing that is barely being practiced is relaxed without any consistent method of managing infections with testing and contact tracing. So for those who are Hell bent on "opening up the economy", it's about to get very real. The South will rise again.
Unfortunately, that may be they only way we learn, if we can.
Survival will favor those with patience.
I'm not so sure, given the general warming and sunlight effects that may serve to curb it at the same time. Not that it won't keep increasing, but most likely linear.
Let me just remind everyone.
It's only been one month. murka can't sit still for one month.
It's only been one month. murka can't sit still for one month.
I think they just wanted to take our temperature.
jeesh
jeesh
So many people out exercising right now. The world is right.
Dammit we are fucked
www.salon.com
Kushner’s “princely arrogance” set back coronavirus response: report
“Jared is running everything. He’s the de facto president of the United States," a former White House official said
www.salon.com
Dammit we are fucked
Kushner’s “princely arrogance” set back coronavirus response: report
“Jared is running everything. He’s the de facto president of the United States," a former White House official said
I think it is worse than that.
My money is on Kushner and company using the time behind the scenes to put in place the machinery that would make them bank on the virus response.
The best peopleDammit we are fucked
Kushner’s “princely arrogance” set back coronavirus response: report
“Jared is running everything. He’s the de facto president of the United States," a former White House official said
Maybe he said 'train' the swamp.
....can't remember
....can't remember