start making comments to him that his form is bad, and that your grandma can bench more than that.A resolutioner at the gym had a fun shirt on “my freedom doesn’t end where your feelings begin”.
I thought about practicing some of my freedoms around him. I think a nice trigger for him would be asking if he has a minute to talk about Allah.
time it so you are in the locker room together. strike up a conversation with him while fully nude.
Aye aye captain!Happy Thursday, monkeys. Now stop screwing around and let's fucking get it done!
bonus points if you start casually touching yourself while maintaining eye contact.
That or flossing my butt with a towel, possibly a combo of both. If I’m not here tomorrow, it’s because I got shot in the parking lot.
go for broke, do the helicopter
You might be assuming too much, I would be more like a drone. . . I guess the motion would be enough.
It's the effort that counts.
Lemme guess, and somebody wanted it done yesterday too.
No. My organization recently went through significant budget cuts and a change in direction. I actually asked to get moved to a different group where the work would be better aligned to my interests and skills. Boss decided to keep me but doesn't know what to do with me and have been assigned a solution looking for a problem.
He would probably like that. Just tell him you are a counselor for a transgender support group. The "groomer" vibes will make his head explode.
Its called a Tiger Team these days. Though I have no idea why. RAWR!Time for a focus-group??
Still? We had a "Tiger Team" back in probably 2014 at my old gig - but it wasn't a focus group type thing, but a technical triage type thing...
Deal Team Six.
And make several comments on his lack of “symmetry”.
I once witnessed a VP grill someone presenting a project for 45 minutes over whether or not it was a Tiger Team, Committee, task force or board. Thankfully he got promoted out of the way, so now he is only wasting other VPs time preventing them from wasting peoples time who actually get things done. A real productivity enhancement.
I literally saw that play out in broad daylight this summer in the middle of a busy intersection across from my studio. Dude was buck nekked and casual stroking it.
tell him his junk is pale too.
