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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  2. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    Run to the hills.
     
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  3. dhmike

    dhmike Turbo Monkey

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    i hope the bear eats you mmike .
     
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  4. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    came in town to take a sh!t.....tired of pooping in the woods.
     
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  5. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Meh....better than the frickin' horses. How I hate the horse people....ride their horses through the neighbourhood, letting them crap anywhere....I pick up after my dog.....
     
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  6. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    the first thing that popped into mind is the bear fvcker scene from super troopers
     
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  7. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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  8. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    If the bear has any sense, he or she will stay well clear of humans. I wish I could.
     
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  9. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Have you guys come up with a plan of surrender yet?
     
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  10. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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  11. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Really? I'm not sure I get it? Was it someone a poorly formed France thing or something?
     
  12. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    We have bears in my town too:

     
  13. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Asheville has a bear that has eaten two mid-size yapper dogs. Why a bear would want to eat a tasty bite sized live morsel of canine sushi firmly tethered so as not to get away, I have no idea.
     
  14. MikeD

    MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    DHgirlie, where are you????????
     
  15. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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  16. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    ^^^ mmm...bear batter
     
  17. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    (click if it doesn't animate)
     
  18. ocelot

    ocelot Monkey

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    bah they shouldve let the bear roam as he likes. who the hell lives in st-lazare anyways?
     
  19. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I like significant otters more.
     
  20. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    the hat really says something...doesn't it.
     
  21. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    It says, "I'm heterosexual"
     
  22. Mr Jones

    Mr Jones Turbo Monkey

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    Dirt... Didn't know you had a BEARd....
     
  23. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    It's kind of strange how a bear always appears where Mmike moves...

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...I'm killing me.

     
  24. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  25. Pete..

    Pete.. Monkey

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    I'm surprised there hasn't been a comment about cougars
     
  26. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I'm not really into cougars. Now sex panthers on the other hand...
     
  27. Mr Jones

    Mr Jones Turbo Monkey

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    So a bear, a snake, and a sex panther are wandering around St. Lazare. The bear says to the snake, check this out, I'm so big and tough, I can poop wherever I want. The snake says to the sex panther, I can slither in to any hole, however small it is. The sex panther bends over.


    :rimshot: