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stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
39,976
9,056
came in town to take a sh!t.....tired of pooping in the woods.
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
15,926
23
Over your shoulder whispering
Asheville has a bear that has eaten two mid-size yapper dogs. Why a bear would want to eat a tasty bite sized live morsel of canine sushi firmly tethered so as not to get away, I have no idea.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz


I'm not really into cougars. Now sex panthers on the other hand...
 

Mr Jones

Turbo Monkey
Nov 12, 2007
1,475
0
So a bear, a snake, and a sex panther are wandering around St. Lazare. The bear says to the snake, check this out, I'm so big and tough, I can poop wherever I want. The snake says to the sex panther, I can slither in to any hole, however small it is. The sex panther bends over.


:rimshot: