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was the dog still in there?
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No hot dogs bro
Nothing like some RESPECTFUL pyromania. Me likey.
nic eyou are invited into the Respect cult.Originally posted by loco-gringo
"re-respecta"... 
The beautiful red glow is a road flare in the respecta doghouse.
Road flares are cool.
Road flares are cool.
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What number am I?
Wumpus - don't forget the CO2
Poor doggy got no home... 
wait, did you respect the dog too?
wait, did you respect the dog too?
RESPECT cape cult member #23, Respecter of dog houses.
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That's a chair you fargin yankee
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The flag just works for chairs. I would be mad if I lived somewhere that they had a lame ass flag that wouldn't even make for good socks.
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That's just style holmes
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
9. "He's as country as cornflakes."
10. "This is gooder'n grits."
11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
9. "He's as country as cornflakes."
10. "This is gooder'n grits."
11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
fire in the hole!!!!!!
The RESPECT cult would like to make a statement...
Even though we are spreed all over the country we were founded in the South. We support mullets, and presently have one member growing one (me). The cult was founded on comedy, not on actual RESPECT.
Even though we are spreed all over the country we were founded in the South. We support mullets, and presently have one member growing one (me). The cult was founded on comedy, not on actual RESPECT.
no that is just a hobby of one of the members... and no it isn't poo, but if your into that you can fantasize about me. My misspelling is on acuont of living in the Suoth, and bieing dumd.
loco, is that a mexican for rent sign?
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No he fantasizes about the guy that keeps bumping "into" him.Originally posted by Lexx D
Hey now spandex man. I am a RESPECT cult rep. and live near you. I thought you fantasized that guy that you keep "bumping into"
Cooter - I have no idea. My spanish is limited to terms relative to fence building and feeding cows. I don't know how to spell anything.
Talk about spelling, grammar and accuracy.
But if you are into poo and bumping into guys... hey that's your business and we RESPECT you for it.
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