[slowSSer]

New Car Radio:

I got a new car radio yesterday. It has voice recognition. You shout "soul"
and it plays a soul station. You shout "rock" and it finds rock and roll for you. You shout "country" and it finds country music.

I was enjoying this new technology when some children ran in front of my car, causing me to swerve at the last second. I yelled out: "F**king kids!"
And my radio started playing Michael Jackson songs.

next joke (encore?)

what do you get when you throw a bomb into a empty french cafe?

Linoleum Blownapart.

(i'll just hand in my RM resignation now)

 

[bigshred]

How do you make a hormone?



















Dont pay her.

 

[Westy]

How do you make a hormone?


Dont pay her.

For quicker results put sand in her vaseline.

 

[Ciaran]

What's blue and creamy?


















Smurf cum.

Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all zee week!

 

[BSEVEER]

What's grey and comes in quarts?






























An elephant.

 

[sleepinggiant]

Why does Snoop Dog travel with an umbrella?

















Fo Drizzle'

 

[slowSSer]

ok, now i dont feel so bad for the high caliber of my jokes.